Bumi quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

There's an airbender in our presence and not just any airbender, the Avatar! Now what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Pippenpaddle-Oppsocopolis?!

Well, look who's here. (Katara and Sokka smile)

Taking back my city. You've got no firepower and it's payback time.

Aang

I don't understand. Why didn't you free yourself? Why did you surrender when Omashu was invaded? What's the matter with you, Bumi?!

[calmly] Listen to me, Aang. There are options in fighting called jing. It's a choice of how you direct your energy.

Aang

I know! [counts with two fingers] There's positive jing when you're attacking, and negative jing when you're retreating.

And neutral jing, when you do nothing!

Aang

[suddenly surprised] There are three jings?

Well, technically there are eighty-five, but let's just focus on the third. Neutral jing is the key to earthbending. It involves listening and waiting for the right moment to strike.

Aang

That's why you surrendered, isn't it?

Yes, and it's why I can't leave now. [Aang sadly turns around, feeling disappointed]

Aang

I guess I need to find someone else to teach me earthbending.

Your teacher will be someone who has mastered neutral jing. You need to find someone who waits and listens before striking. [Momo lands on Aang's shoulders]

Aang

[happily] Hey, Momo!

Momo's mastered a few jings himself! [Momo screeches loudly at Bumi] Goodbye, Aang. I'll see you when the time is right.

Katara

You can't do this to us. Let us leave!

(holds up lettuce leaf) Lettuce leaf? (Chews lettuce outlandishly)

Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.

My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?

The newly refurbished chamber.

Wait, which one are we talking about?

The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

Suki

But wait! How do you all know each other?

All old people know each other, don't you know that?

We're all part of the same ancient secret society, a group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations.

Zuko

The Order of the White Lotus.

That's the one!

Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone very important! (King Bumi leans into Sokka's face, wide eyed, they are nose to nose) (pause) Where's Momo?

Sokka

He's gone... and so is Aang.

Oh, well. So long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. Let's go. (he Earthbends himself in the air and laughs crazily)

So what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse?

Zuko

Nah.

Sokka

No, not really.