Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Sokka

Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!

Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!

Sokka

See? It fits so well!

Sokka

(screams) SNEAK ATTACK!

Aang

(hits Sokka with a rock) Sokka, sneak attacks doesn't work if you yell it out loud.

Sokka

People disappearing in the woods, weird stuff during full moons...this just reeks of spirit world shenanigans.

Aang

I bet if we take a little walk around town, we'll find out what these people did to the environment to make the spirits mad.

Sokka

And then you can sew up this little mystery, lickety-split, Avatar-style.

Aang

Helping people...that's what I do.

Maybe the Moon Spirit just turned mean.

Sokka

(outraged) The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion and... lunar goodness!

Aang

(walking up) Old Man Ding?

(hits his thumb with the hammer) Eeh, yeow! Aw, dang blame it! What? Can't you see I'm busy. 'Got a full moon rising. And why does everyone call me that? I'm not that old. (tries to pick up a fallen) Aww...well, I'm young at heart. Not ready to get snapped up by some moon monster, yet, at least.

Sokka

(takes over the hammering) We wanted to ask you about that.

Aang

Did you get a good look at the spirit that took you?

Didn't see no spirit. Just felt something come over me, like I was possessed. Forced me to start walking toward the mountain. I tried to fight it, but I couldn't control my own limbs. (demonstrates a walk like he's possessed) It just about had me into a cave up there. And I looked up at the moon, for what I thought would be my last glimpse of light. But then, the sun started to rise. And I got control of myself again! I just high-tailed it away from that mountain as quick as I could!

Sokka

Why would a spirit want to take people to a mountain?

Oh, no!!! I did hear people screaming under the mountain. The missing villagers must still be there.

Aang

You know what's been bothering me. I have face to the Fire Lord in a few days!

Sokka

Mm-hmm. Tell me more about this Fire Lord. Why are you so afraid of him?

Aang

You said it yourself. He's the baddest man on the planet! I'm supposed to defeat and save the world!

Sokka

Mmm. Life does feel that way sometimes, doesn't it? Like we're all trying to save the world from evil?

Aang

Okay, but what can I do to make myself feel better?

Aang

Where is he?! Where's the Fire Lord?!

Azula

Hmm. You mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.

Sokka

Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless, so you're in no position to refuse.

And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

Azula

Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Sokka

Wait! Toph, Aang, stop attacking! Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight.

Azula

Not true. I'm giving it my all.

You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!

Azula

Right. I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.

Sokka

She's just baiting you again.

Sokka

Please tell me you're here because the Firelord is a big wimp and you didn't need to take him down.

Aang

He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned.

This way. That way's a dead end.

Sokka

What would we do without you?

Perish and burn in magma.

Sokka

Yeah, pretty much!

I miss Pipsqueak.

Sokka

I miss not having blisters on my feet!

Sokka

(after Zuko and Aang demonstrated the Dancing Dragon moves) Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.

Zuko

It's not a dance, it's a Firebending form.

Sokka

We'll just tap dance our way to victory over the Fire Nation.

Zuko

It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!

Katara

Oh yeah? What's your little form called?

Zuko

...The Dancing Dragon. (everybody, except Aang and Zuko, laughs)

Sokka

Hey Jerks! Mind if I watch you two jerks do your jerkbending?

Zuko

GET OUT OF HERE!

Sokka

Alright geesh, I was just teasing. Jerkbending, Still got it.

Sokka

Pretty clouds.

Zuko

Yeah.. fluffy. [Sokka begins to whistle due to awkward silence]

Zuko

What?

Sokka

Wha-- Oh! I didn't say anything. [Brief silence]

Sokka

You know, a friend of mine designed these war balloons.

Zuko

No kidding.

Sokka

Yep! A balloon... but for war.

Zuko

There's one thing my dad's good at, it's war.

Sokka

Yeah, it seems to run in the family.

Zuko

Hey. Hold on, not everyone in my family is like that.

Sokka

I know. I know, you've changed.

Zuko

I meant my Uncle... He was more than a father to me... And I really let him down.

Sokka

I think your uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us. That's hard.

Zuko

It wasn't that hard.

Sokka

Really? You didn't leave anyone behind you care about?

Zuko

Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.

Sokka

That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?

Zuko

Yeah. [smiles] Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.

Sokka

My first girlfriend turned into the moon. [frowns]

Zuko

That's rough, buddy.

Sokka

Oh, good. You guys have met.

Suki

Actually, we met a long time ago.

Zuko

We did?

Suki

Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. (pause)

Zuko

Oh, I'm sorry about that. Nice to see you again.