Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara

(Annoyed) You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering hog-monkey!

Sokka

(Angrily) JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!

Sokka

It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.

(Sarcastically) Oh no, what a nightmare!

Sokka

Sorry.

Katara

The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.

Aang

Don't you mean platypus bear?

Katara

No, it just says, 'bear'.

Sokka

Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?

Or his armadillo bear?

Aang

Gopher bear?

Katara

Just, 'bear'.

This place is weird.

Katara

Look, the inner wall. I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.

Sokka

Hey don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.

You been hitting the cactus juice again?

Sokka

I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us. [A large man sucking on a cob of corn sits between Sokka and Toph]

Sokka

Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!

Aang

Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.

Sokka

This is his head!

Katara

Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka

Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?

Well, it looks just like him to me.

Sokka

Oh, thanks, I worked really--[breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind]...Why do you feel the need to do that?

Sokka

We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.

(Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).

It's upside-down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.

Aang

We need to find a way to jog his real memories.

Sokka

(provokingly) Maybe Katara should kiss him! That should bring something back!

Katara

Maybe you should kiss him, Sokka.

Sokka

Hey, just an idea.

Aang

(Perhaps jealous) A bad one.

Iroh

Believe me when I say there is good inside him [Zuko]!

Sokka

Good inside him isn't enough! Why don't you come back when it's outside him as well!

Sokka

We should split up. Aang, you go with Iroh to look for Katara and the angry jerk, [to Iroh] no offense.

Iroh

None taken.

Sokka

Thank goodness we're in time!

Earth King

In time for what?

Ty Lee

Who?

(To Sokka) How we doing?

Sokka

Things couldn't get much worse.

Sokka

The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?

You make it too easy! (The serpent is about to attack but changes target to the Fire Nation ship when it is hit by a Fire Ball)

Sokka

Thank you, The Universe!

Sokka

And the best part is... the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage. We have a secret (looks around and whispers to Aang): You!

Aang

Me?!

Sokka

Yep, the whole world thinks you're dead...isn't that great?! (Aang stares at him, horrified)

Sokka

Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!

(sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.

Sokka

(Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!

Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...

Sokka

Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.

Katara

Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.

Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.

Katara

(in shock) My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.

That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school [standing up for emphasis]! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?

Sokka

Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. (in a fierce tone) YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!

That's what I like to hear.