There is no War in Ba Sing Se. Here, we are safe. Here, we are free.
“Chapter 14: City of Walls and Secrets”
In this episode: Katara (3), Actor Zuko (3), Toph (3), Iroh (3), Sokka (2), Aang (1), Dai Li agent (1), Long Feng (1)
The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
Don't you mean platypus bear?
No, it just says, 'bear'.
Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?
TToph
Or his armadillo bear?
Gopher bear?
Just, 'bear'.
(short pause)
TToph
This place is weird.
By the way, I'm Long Feng. I'm a cultural minister to the king.
I'm Kua Mai, and this is [gestures to Toph]...Dum.
TToph
It won't work. You country-bumpkins will stand out a mile. [Eats food with her hands]
(Sips tea) Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Uncle, that's what all tea is.
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?
Look, the inner wall. I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
Hey don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
TToph
You been hitting the cactus juice again?
I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us. [A large man sucking on a cob of corn sits between Sokka and Toph]
This city is a prison. I don't want to make a life here.
Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.
PGParty Guest 1
(about the king's bear) He's taking all the good stuff!
PGParty Guest 2
Shut up! Do you know what I had to do to get seats this close to the bear?
(to Zuko) Would you like some tea?
We've been working in a tea shop the whole day. I'm sick of tea.
(stops making tea and lifts his hands in exasperation) Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!
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