Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

We can take 'em. Three on three.

Sokka

Actually Toph, there's four of us.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.

Sokka

I can still fight!

Okay. Three, on three plus Sokka.

Sokka

(growls furiously)

Katara

Ever since joining us you've been nothing but selfish and unhelpful!

What?! Look here, sugar queen! I gave up everything I had so that I could teach Aang earthbending, so don't you talk to me about being selfish!

Katara

Sugar queen?! (Toph closes off her rock tent by brining a slab of earth up to cover the opening to Katara.) D-Did you just slam the door in my face?! How can you be so infuriating...!!!

Aang

[to Sokka] Should we do something?

Sokka

Hey I'm just enjoying the show.

Aang

Okay, okay. You both need to calm down.

Katara

Both?! (very outraged) I'M COMPLETELY CALM!!!!

It feels like an avalanche, but not an avalanche.

Sokka

(sleepily and sarcastically) Your powers of perception are frightening.

Actually, you might wanna let me do that. You're a little still new to this...you might accidentally crush him.

Sokka

Yeah, no crushing, please!

Wan Shi Tong

(to Sokka) So, who are you trying to destroy?

Sokka

What? No! No destroying, we're not into that.

Wan Shi Tong

Then why are you here?

Sokka

(hesitates) ...Knowledge for knowledge's sake?

Wan Shi Tong

If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.

Wan Shi Tong

You think you're the first person to believe their war was justified?! Countless others before you have come here, seeking weapons, weaknesses or battle strategies!

Aang

We had no choice! Please, we're just desperate to protect the people we love!

Wan Shi Tong

And now I'm going to protect what I love.

Wan Shi Tong

I'm taking my knowledge back! No one will ever abuse it again!

Sokka

He's sinking the building! We've gotta get out of here!

Wan Shi Tong

I'm afraid I can't allow that. You already know too much. (shrieks and chases them)

Wan Shi Tong

(to Katara; preparing to fight him as she is being chased) Your waterbending won't do you much good here. I have studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style.

Sokka

That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

Sokka

(hallucinating after drinking cactus juice) Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!

Katara

Okay, I think you had enough.

Sokka

Who lit Toph on fire?

Can I get some of that cactus?

Katara

I don't think that's a good idea. Come on, we need to find Aang.

Sokka

How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?

Katara

Uhhh...

Katara

(After spotting the giant sand mushroom cloud made by Aang) What is that?

What? What is what?

Sokka

(under the influence of the cactus water) It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!

Katara

Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.

Sokka

(hallucinating, waving arms) FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!

Aang

(sees a cloud that looks like Appa in front of the moon) Appa!

Sokka

(under the influence of cactus juice) Appa? Now why would Princess Yue need him? (grabs Momo's tail and brushes it against his cheek dreamily) She's the moon; she flies by herself!

Katara

Sokka, any ideas on how to reach Ba Sing Se?

Sokka

(under the influence of the cactus water) Why don't we ask the circle birds?

Katara

(to Sokka) You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!

Sokka

I have a natural curiousity.

Katara

Waterbending bomb! Yeah! (performs a tumbling cannonball into the pool and She sends up a massive column of water that washes Aang ashore, shattering his ice block)

Sokka

(sarcastically as he holds a dripping map) Sure, 5000 year old maps from the spirit library, just splash some water on ‘em.

Sokka

It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole and I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.

Suki

I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...

Sokka

(suspiciously) Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?

Suki

(deadpan) No. He's about your height.

Sokka

Is he better-looking?

Suki

It is you, stupid!

Sokka

Oh.

Sokka

Suki, you know about giant sea monsters, do something!

Suki

Just because I live near the Unagi doesn't mean I'm an expert.

Sokka

[picks up Momo and offers it to the Sea Serpent] Oh great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank You.

Katara

Sokka!