Ally
[on Trish's book report] You know none of that stuff happens in the book, right?
Trish
Excuse me?
Ally
Yeah, you have the book right here. This takes place right after the Civil War. They didn't even have helicopters back then
Trish
Wait, does Cecelia get stuck on an iceberg? (Ally nods) Does she get attacked by tarantulas? (Ally nods) Fall down an elevator shaft? (Ally nods) Dodge exploding hockey pucks? (Ally nods) Get her leg stuck in a toilet?!
Austin
This sounds like the best book ever!
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