You're Roxy Rocket?
Yup! I couldn't stand the thought of not writing with you anymore. But, if I write under an alias like Roxy Rocket, then Ronnie will never know it's me!
That's genius!
S3 E7Austin & Alias
Ronnie, writing songs for Austin makes me a better artist. And that's the artist you signed! So let me get right to the point. I will keep writing for Austin, you will not drop me from the label, and you're gonna like it!
Yeah, you tell him, Ally! (Ally high fives him and he falls)
RRonnie
Hey, no one talks to Ronnie Ramone like that. I'm impressed, and a little frightened. Look, Ally, I'd rather let you keep writing for Austin than lose you as an artist.
Really? Thank you, Ronnie, you will not regret it.
RRonnie
I better not.
(gasps) Look what you did you [register sound] UGH YOU ARE SUCH A CLUMSY LITTLE [register sound] YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A [register sound] AND A [register sound] YOU'RE THE BIGGEST [register sound] ON THIS PLANET! UGHH EVEN ON YOU'RE BEST DAYS YOU'RE A [register sound] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS YOU [register sound].. UGHH!
S3 E8Princesses & Prizes
I get it! She has good skin.
Ooh, jealous much?
I'm not jealous. I just get this weird, burning feeling in my chest every time I think about Austin with another girl.
Yeah, that's jealousy.
Well, if we're not going to be together, it's only a matter of time before one of us meets someone else.
You think it's time for us to move on and date other people?
Maybe. Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy.
I want you to be happy too.
S3 E9Cupids & Cuties
Flowers! Pizza!
Wait, there's something else I got you! [lugs a goat crate]
A goat! You really do like me! [they hug]
S3 E10Critics & Confidence
Okay, Kenneth Kreen, I'm gonna show you I don't need to lip sync. I'm not just a pretty boy who can't sing; I'm a pretty boy who can sing.
KKenneth
Bravo. Your arrogance is only matched by your incompetence.
It's not an insult if I don't know what it means.
You know what, this whole time, I've been trying to please you. But why should I care what you think? Why should I care what anyone thinks? I know I rock.
Yeah.
He's back!
The Electric Avenger!
S3 E11Directors & Divas
Hi Brandy-
Don't talk to me, I only care about my costars!
Uh, hi, Brandy. I'm your co-star-
Don't talk to me either. I don't really care about my co-stars. I do have a few rules. One, don't stand in front of me. Two, don't look me in the eye. And three, don't ever touch me.
SSpike
Alright, Austin. I need you to stand in front of Brandy, look her in the eye, and carry her to safety.
(baby talk) Calm down, Brandy, Here's your juicy box!
I don't want a juicy box! What do you think I am? A baby?
(deadpan) Ehh...
(screams) OKAY.. I'VE HAD IT! I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS SELFISH BRAT ANYMORE!
No one talks to me like that! I'M QUITTING THIS MOVIE!
I want my blankie, I want my Bear-Bear, I want my yogurt, I want a unicorn that breathes fire!
That is it, young lady! I have had enough of your temper tantrums! Now you listen to me or you're getting a timeout! You're the actress, I'm the director. Now stop acting like a baby, get on the beach, and be the mermaid! Have I made myself clear?!
Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I'll be good, I promise.
S3 E12Hunks & Homecoming
While you do that, I'll practice my parade wave. (Waves hand)
(Waves back at him)
Oh, you're practicing yours, too?
No, I just want you to leave. Goodbye!
Never known anyone like you before.
GGavin
Someone who can make me smile when I've fallen down on the floor.
(sits between Ally and Gavin) Sorry to interrupt, but I really need your help, Ally.
Can't it wait?
No, this is really important. I'm trying to finish a melody to a song we were supposed to write together. Should it go (plays piano keys) Bum bum bum bum. Or, bum bum bum boom.
S3 E13Fashion Shows & First Impressions
PPiper
There's much better scenery here, if you know what I mean.
Thanks. (Flexes his muscles) I did some push-ups earlier.
PPiper
I was talking about the beach, spaghetti-arms. (Touches Austin's arm) Are you sure you're doing those push-ups right?
Very funny. You just wanted to touch my arm.
PPiper
Maybe.
Austin, I can't believe it.
I know. I'm really sorry I ruined your show.
No, I mean you and Piper. I'm really happy for you.
Thanks. So, you're not mad at me for causing all this?
No, I think it's romantic you made a fool of yourself to impress a girl.
But I ruined your modelling début.
Eh, I'm sure I would've ruined it sooner or later. Have you seen me walk in heels? (Poses; trips and falls on Austin.)
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