Dez quotes from Austin & Ally

Dez

Hello?

Austin

Dez, we're in the ice cream shop, locked in the freezer.

Dez

Austin? Austin, it's a bad connection. Did you say you're at a mice dream swamp and your clock is a sneezer?

Austin

What? No. Come to the ice cream shop. We need you to save us.

Dez

I have to come to the ice cream shop and shave Gus? I'm on my way.

Ally

It'll be months before Tech Town gets another shipment in.

Dez

I can't wait months. I really need that Video Editing app.

Austin

I really need the Music Recording app.

Trish

And I really need to resell our myTab for 5 times what we paid for it.

Ally

He can keep us company, and tell us stories.

Austin

Ally, your bird doesn't talk.

Ally

He talks. Don't you, Owen? Come on, like we practiced. Ally's cool. Ally's cool.

Dez

Maybe he can talk, but he can't tell a lie.

Ally

So Owen, did you have a nice birthday?

Austin

Give it up, Ally. The bird's never going to talk.

Austin let me out of the cage. Trish and Dez knew about it. Wait, there's more. Dez touched your songbook.

Dez

Don't listen to Owen. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

I tried to find you earlier, but I got lost in the food court. Then, I pooped on a statue. It turned out to be a real guy. Wait, there's more-

Dez

And Ally. That leaves just one role left. The cute songwriter who works at the local music store: Sally. I wrote it specifically for the most talented girl I know.

Ally

Dez, I'm flattered.

Dez

Not you. Selena Gomez. But she's unavailable, so do you want to play the part?

Ally

As much as I appreciate being your second choice, I can't do your movie! I have stage fright.

Dez

Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas and battle claws to death with this oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

Or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

Just fight him with the paddle.

Austin

I sing too! I'm Austin Moon.

Dez

He's an internet sensation. He's sort of a big deal.

Trish

[to Cassidy] This is his friend Dez; he's not a big deal.

Ally

I'm Ally; I don't know what my deal is!

Well, it's great to meet you Ally, Big Deal, Not A Big Deal.

Trish

Whatever you do, don't order the Chips and Salsa.

Dez

Why? I want Chips and Salsa!

Mindy

Did somebody say Salsa? [rolls tongue] Salsaaaaa!

Dez

Can I change my order?

Mindy

No! Dance!

Ally

Maybe some dessert will make you feel better?

Trish

I don't feel like dancing, so whatever you do, don't order the Chocolate Shake, the Lemon Twist, or-

Dez

Get the Raspberry Robot!

Trish

Noooo!

Mindy

Raspberry Robot! [says this in robot-like tone]

Trish

Now the four of us can finally have a vacation together.

Shiny Money

You're not invited.

Dez

Ha! In your face, Trish.

Shiny Money

You're not invited, either.

Dez

Ha! In my face, Trish.

Dez

Come on. MUNY? Music University of New York.

Austin

You knew?

Dez

I'm not stupid.

Dez

Almost done... Voila!

Ally

Amazing! It looks just like Austin!

Austin

Except my hair's parted on the other side.

Dez

Aw man! Guess I gotta start all over. [smashes pumpkin on the floor, walks off]

Dez

Well, I do know one technique for dealing with anger. You write a message to the person you're upset with, tell them how you feel, then you get rid of that message, symbolically purging the negativity of your inner psyche.

Austin

Okay, I'll give it a try. Dear Ally and Jimmy, I'm so... mad at you guys right now! I don't want anything to do with people who are... evil gutless rats!!

Dez

Oh, that is good!

Dez

Shhh! Fine, we'll just keep this a secret between us.

Austin

Keep what between us?

Trish

Uh...Wha...Uh...Uh, this book! For now we'll just keep this book between us!

O.M.G. Austin Moon; it's really you! [takes picture of him]

Dez

Not now kid, we're waiting for a reporter from Cheetah Beat.

I am the reporter. Megan Simms. [shakes hand with Austin]

Austin

But you're like 5.

I'm 10, and I don't usually get starstruck, but I am fuh-reaking! [takes another picture of Austin]