A character in Austin & Ally
Played by Calum Worthy
Austin & Ally · 194 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Austin & Ally: in 76 of its 194 quotes
Most scenes with: Ally (46), Austin (43), Trish (32)
DezWell, Austin Moon collects grizzly bears!
It's teddy bears.
I'll just fill this out for you. I'm used to making myself seem more impressive. How do you think I got my job as a lifeguard? I can't even swim!
Dez! Get off the stage!
DezBut I've waited my whole life-
[growls] Get off the stage.
DezI can wait a little longer.
Austin Moon...'s parents
Dez[turns to Austin's parents and screams]
And then we put the "Kick Me" sign on the back!
DezSweetie... the adults are talking.
Someday, I'll get my revenge!
(scoffs) Sure you will!
(Austin, Dez and Trish leaving, with the "Kick Me!" sign tapped to their backs by Ally)
DezOw!
HEY!
Ow!
Why'd you kick me!?
(to herself) Told ya!
Ally, is this really happening?
Believe it, Austin. It's real. Just like zebras.
Dez(Shakes his head doubtfully)
Sweetie!
Daddy!
Jimmy's Kira's dad?
Aw man, you know what that means?
DezShe'll have a ride home after we fire her?
No! It means we can't fire her!
NOOOOOOOO!
DezYESSSSSSSSS!
...So what'd I miss?
Video Countdown Live is almost over, and still no sign of No Ordinary Day.
That means No Ordinary Day is either number 1 or out of the Top Ten completely.
DezWe can't be out! Yesterday we were number four, the day before, number seven, before that it was five, four, eight, five, five-
Dez!
I know you miss him, but part of growing up is learning to be your own best friend.
DezYou're right. I don't need Austin. I have myself, and that's enough.
Good, now I'm going back-
DezDon't leave me; myself's not enough!
Ally, we weren't really talking about the song, we were talking about you and Austin!
[Sarcastically] Really? Look, I know he has feelings for me, but for all I know he still wants to be with Kira.
Boo-hoo, he's going to have to deal with this at some point!
Well I'm not sitting around waiting for him to decide who he wants to be with. My mom's coming home from Africa today and I just want to focus on her.
Good for you, never wait on a guy. Actually, never wait on anybody, that's why I'm a terrible waitress.
I'm going to forget about the whole Austin thing for now, honestly I am so over it. [Silence]. What do you think they're talking about in there? [Trish listens through the door] You hear anything?
No, it's really quiet...
[Dez has his ear pressed against the door like Trish and Austin is standing behind him with his arms crossed just like Ally]
DezIt's really quiet...
We kissed, it was good.
Really good.
Okay, really good.
DezMagical even.
It was really good and magical. But the point is, you chose Kira. So lets just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened.
But I can't pretend that it never happened. Ally, I wanna be with you!
So if I'm gonna get Ally to change her mind. I have to break up with Kira first. She's gonna be mad.
DezHer dad won't be too happy, either.
Yeah, he doesn't even know we're dating. Wait, that's it! If Jimmy finds out, maybe he'll do the breaking up for me.
DezMmmmm.
Good idea, huh?
DezNo, I'm just enjoying my fry. Mmmmm.
My story's so short, you could see its feet on its driver's license.
DezMy story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.
My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.
DezMy story's so short, that it's, um, that it's, uh, oh.
DezMy cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.
My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.
DezMy cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a my cake sixteen party.
Well my cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a my cake sweet sixteen party. You already said that.
DezHa! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, my cake, my cake victory?
With Dez's awesome directing and my amazing acting, we're gonna win.
Did you just compliment Dez?
Uh, whaaaaaaaat? You can't prove that.
Or can I? ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK! [starts to do the action on Trish's head]
DezOh oh, Ally. Leave the brain-sucking to the pro's.
AllyLaura Marano · 118 quotes
AustinRoss Lynch · 100 quotes
TrishRaini Rodriguez · 87 quotes
JimmyRichard Whiten · 6 quotes
CChuckJohn Paul Green · 5 quotes
KiraKiersey Clemons · 4 quotes
BrandyGracie Gillam · 3 quotes
CarrieHannah Kat Jones · 3 quotes
MimiJill Benjamin · 3 quotes
MindyAshley Fink · 3 quotes
Shiny MoneyJames Earl · 3 quotes
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