Trish quotes from Austin & Ally

Trish

Guess who got us tickets to the hottest Halloween party in New York?

Trish

to (Austin and Ally) I swear, if you guys get any cuter, next year, we're canceling Christmas.

Ally

I can't believe he stole my song! He messed with the wrong girl!

Trish

That's right! Get angry! Me likey!

Ally

(Types something on her phone and it beeps.) There! Allycat109 doesn't like this video. Yeah! Whoo!

Trish

Calm down before you type a frowny face and really hurt his feelings...

Ally

(Referring to the kangaroo in her practice room) Aww, he is so cute. (Stops walking towards him) Aww, I just stepped in kangaroo poop...

Dez

Hey, you don't know it was the kangaroo... Trish was in here earlier....

Trish

(Smiles at him) I will smack those freckles right off your face...

Dez

Someone needs to mop up all this Trish poop.

Trish

Keep it up, and someone's gonna need to mop up all your freckles!

Dez

My freckles are my friends! Can you say that about your poop?!

Ally

Is he stalling?

Trish

(scoffs) No... no one dances when they stall!

Ally

So why isn't he singing my song?

Trish

Uhh... [immediately starts dancing]

Austin

I can't believe this website, it's so embarrassing!

Trish

That's HaterGirl. She writes about everything she hates in Miami...I like her!

Ally

But now she's posting bad things about Austin!

Shiny Money

Hey! You two were supposed to catch me!

Trish

You're not still mad are you?

Shiny Money

Still?! It just happened an hour ago!

Ally

Did we really just -

Trish

Yep

Ally

And Austin’s going to -

Trish

Ah ah

Ally

So we’re pretty much -

Trish

- the worst friends ever !?

Trish

(yelling through the microphone) ATTENTION MEGAPHONE WORLD, I QUIT!

(offscreen) Trish, you were fired yesterday. Please return the megaphone.

Ally

She threw away my song without even listening to it.

Trish

And she sabotaged your Jam-A-Thon gig to make me look bad.

Dez

And she broke the keyboard on the wall and put it back up there to make it look like nothing happened to it.

Ally

Dez?

Dez

Fine, I broke it. But she's still a very bad person.

Trish

Client stealer.

I'd insult you back but you have meatballs on your head. Do I need to?

Dez

Can I have a chicken quinceañera? I'm trying to cut back on red meat.

Trish

You're thinking of a quesadilla.

Dez

No, a quesadilla is a traditional Latin American party celebrating a girls 15th birthday.

Ally

Sorry this night didn't work out, Austin.

Austin

I still had fun. I got to hang out with my friends, eat some shrimp from Dez's pants, and I learned a little español.

Trish

Hola! Still in here. (Trapped in a box from her brother's magic act)

Trish

Guess who got a job at the Greeting Card Store? Here, give this to me.

Ally

Okay.

Trish

Congratulations on your new job. Aw, thanks. You shouldn't have.

Ally

It was nothing.