Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Ally

My thing is twitting. That's right, I joined Tweeter. Ever heard of it?

Trish

You're just joining Tweeter now?

Ally

Yup, Ally Dawson is officially a passenger on the cool train. All aboard! Ah, woot, woot! [makes train chugging motions]

Austin

The Tweeter train left about two years ago. And apparently, it left you stranded there.

Trish

The radiant glow of a friendly smile warms a heart for a million miles. Is this a twit or your English paper?

Ally

What are you talking about?

Trish

Twits are supposed to be silly and fun.

Austin

You put way too much thought into your twits. Here, check out what I posted when I was eating pancakes with Dez.

Ally

Eating pancakes...with Dez.

Trish

Hey, aren't you supposed to be rehearsing with Austin?

Ally

He still hasn't shown up. This is the third time this week he's been late.

Trish

Maybe he had an emergency.

Austin

Hey, guys. We just went to an awesome concert.

Trish

At the emergency room?

Ally

It'll be months before Tech Town gets another shipment in.

Dez

I can't wait months. I really need that Video Editing app.

Austin

I really need the Music Recording app.

Trish

And I really need to resell our myTab for 5 times what we paid for it.

Ally

He can keep us company, and tell us stories.

Austin

Ally, your bird doesn't talk.

Ally

He talks. Don't you, Owen? Come on, like we practiced. Ally's cool. Ally's cool.

Dez

Maybe he can talk, but he can't tell a lie.

Ally

So Owen, did you have a nice birthday?

Austin

Give it up, Ally. The bird's never going to talk.

Austin let me out of the cage. Trish and Dez knew about it. Wait, there's more. Dez touched your songbook.

Dez

Don't listen to Owen. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

I tried to find you earlier, but I got lost in the food court. Then, I pooped on a statue. It turned out to be a real guy. Wait, there's more-

Austin

But you have the most gruesome death in the movie! The crab rips you in half, and then your head gets to watch him eat your legs!

Ally

(pretending to be excited) No way! That changes everything!

Austin

Really?

Ally

No.

Dez

Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas and battle claws to death with this oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

Or what?

Dez

This oar.

Austin

This or what?

Dez

Just fight him with the paddle.

Austin

I sing too! I'm Austin Moon.

Dez

He's an internet sensation. He's sort of a big deal.

Trish

[to Cassidy] This is his friend Dez; he's not a big deal.

Ally

I'm Ally; I don't know what my deal is!

Well, it's great to meet you Ally, Big Deal, Not A Big Deal.

Austin

Hey. We haven't seen you since we performed together at the Internet Music Awards.

Shiny Money

That was so cool, up until your friends broke my arms and legs.

Trish

I'm surprised you remember the whole 'us not catching you' thing. You hit your head pretty hard on that stage.

Austin

The sooner we finish this song, the sooner we get to start our va-ca!

Ally

Then we can par-tay!

Austin

Put away the calculator.

Ally

O-kay.

Ally

Austin, relax! So what if we don't have a finished song for him! That just means we'll lose the best chance at getting a record deal.

Austin

How's that supposed to make me relax?

Ally

I don't know, I'm not good at this!

Dez

Come on. MUNY? Music University of New York.

Austin

You knew?

Dez

I'm not stupid.

Dez

Almost done... Voila!

Ally

Amazing! It looks just like Austin!

Austin

Except my hair's parted on the other side.

Dez

Aw man! Guess I gotta start all over. [smashes pumpkin on the floor, walks off]

Dez

Well, I do know one technique for dealing with anger. You write a message to the person you're upset with, tell them how you feel, then you get rid of that message, symbolically purging the negativity of your inner psyche.

Austin

Okay, I'll give it a try. Dear Ally and Jimmy, I'm so... mad at you guys right now! I don't want anything to do with people who are... evil gutless rats!!

Dez

Oh, that is good!