Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Dez

Shhh! Fine, we'll just keep this a secret between us.

Austin

Keep what between us?

Trish

Uh...Wha...Uh...Uh, this book! For now we'll just keep this book between us!

O.M.G. Austin Moon; it's really you! [takes picture of him]

Dez

Not now kid, we're waiting for a reporter from Cheetah Beat.

I am the reporter. Megan Simms. [shakes hand with Austin]

Austin

But you're like 5.

I'm 10, and I don't usually get starstruck, but I am fuh-reaking! [takes another picture of Austin]

Dez

Well, Austin Moon collects grizzly bears!

Austin

It's teddy bears.

Trish

I'll just fill this out for you. I'm used to making myself seem more impressive. How do you think I got my job as a lifeguard? I can't even swim!

Austin

Wasn't making my middle name Monica punishment enough?

Mimi

[offended and yells] GO TO BED!

Austin

This is crazy. It's like he's copying my whole life!

Ally

Well, I wouldn't go that far...

S'up losers! Meet T-Fame's new best bud: Dex! [does a bad version of What-Up handshake]

Ally

Austin, we shouldn't rush into anything.

Austin

I know, Ally. You're gonna say we should sit down and reason with him. Water the plant, people, and goodness will grow. Blah blah blah.

Ally

No, I was going to say we shouldn't rush our revenge. I want to get this guy. We need to be ruthless. Plan every detail. Make no mistakes. I don't want to go back to jail! [Austin and Trish exchange glances] I saw that in a movie once...

Ally

Someday, I'll get my revenge!

Trish

(scoffs) Sure you will!

Dez

Ow!

Trish

HEY!

Austin

Ow!

Trish

Why'd you kick me!?

Ally

(to herself) Told ya!

Austin

Ally, is this really happening?

Ally

Believe it, Austin. It's real. Just like zebras.

Dez

(Shakes his head doubtfully)

Ally

(Staring at him strangely)

Austin

Why are you staring at me like that?

Ally

Oh, I started tearing up during your performance and my eyes froze open.

Austin

(Waves his hand in front of her face)

Ally

(Nods in confirmation)

Jimmy

Sweetie!

Kira

Daddy!

Ally

Jimmy's Kira's dad?

Austin

Aw man, you know what that means?

Dez

She'll have a ride home after we fire her?

Trish

No! It means we can't fire her!

Austin

NOOOOOOOO!

Dez

YESSSSSSSSS!

Jimmy

Austin, I heard what happened.

Austin

You did?

Jimmy

How could you not tell me you have a drooling problem?

Austin

What?

Jimmy

Kira told me you drool. It's okay, son. I too was a drooler.

Austin

Uh... Well... Then you must know. It's been hard.

Trish

...So what'd I miss?

Austin

Video Countdown Live is almost over, and still no sign of No Ordinary Day.

Ally

That means No Ordinary Day is either number 1 or out of the Top Ten completely.

Dez

We can't be out! Yesterday we were number four, the day before, number seven, before that it was five, four, eight, five, five-

Trish

Dez!

Austin

So Kira, I was maybe wondering if maybe you'd want to, you know, go out sometime? Like on a date?

Kira

A date? Are you being serious?

Austin

Huh, Not exactly the response I was looking for.

Kira

No! Its just, I thought you and Ally liked each other.

Austin

What? Me and Ally? Pssssh, no way!

Kira

You sure? Because I've never seen a guy and girl spend so much time together that weren't boyfriend/girlfriend.

Austin

Trust me. Ally and I are just friends. We like each other a lot, but not in that way!

Kira

Alright, as long as there's nothing going on between you and Ally, I'll go out with you.

Austin

Hey Trish! Have you seen Ally?

Trish

No, she's out with Elliot.

Austin

Again? It's been three days. How long does it take to catch up with a guy?

Trish

A regular looking guy: a day. A cutie like him: you may never see Ally again.

Ally

We kissed, it was good.

Austin

Really good.

Ally

Okay, really good.

Dez

Magical even.

Ally

It was really good and magical. But the point is, you chose Kira. So lets just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened.

Austin

But I can't pretend that it never happened. Ally, I wanna be with you!