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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Wayne, Bomber and others in “Unfinished Business”

So, er... where'd you learn to do that, then, Bomb?

Oh, I picked up a lot of tricks in my time, boyo. [Bites the thread off.] There we are.

Oh, you're a mate, Bomb. Cheers.

[Still learning German with Neville] Was is das, Nev?

Das ist ein grosse Bier.

Hey, that's a canny jumper, man!

I tell you what, we can hang it on the wall, eh, when he's not wearing it? Very decorative.

Aye, you can(!)

It'll cover up that stain from the night Moxey puked up.

Barry!

This is for the best, this!

Where'd you get it, Oz?

She gave us a present, didn't she?

She must think a lot of you, eh?

Oh, aye. See, I've just realised, Nev, they cannae tell accents here. As far as she knas, I could be talkin' the same as the Queen Mother! [Laughs]

Must be thick if she think's you're the Queen Mother.

[Taking offence] 'Ey, shut your face, you. That's my fiancée you're talkin' aboot.

The Queen Mother?!

Eh?

Fiancée?

Aye, that's what yer call someone you're ganna marry, isn'it?

What are you talkin' about, man? You're already married.

Aye, in England. Cannae hold that against us here.

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