Barry, Bomber and others in “Unfinished Business”

Barry

Blimey! What's this? [Picks up a bank note off the floor.] Who's dropped this? Look. Is this yours, then? [Passes the note to Bomber]

Bomber

Oh-ho, I wish it was, boyo! [Passes it to Dennis]

Dennis

It's 100 Marks! Hey, somebody's flush [Passes it to Wayne]

Wayne

Or bleedin' careless. [Passes it to Moxey]

Let's have a look. [Does so, then passes it to Neville] 100 Deutschmarks.

Neville

100 Alfreds? That's worth about twenty-five quid, ah. [The lads drunkenly giggle, but no-one owns up to dropping the money. Neville leaves the 100 Mark note on the table]

Hey, close the door, will ya? It's worse than the bloody Arctic! [Wayne goes to close the door, but as he does, Oz grabs hold of his wrist.]

Oz

Got 'im!

Wayne

You naffin' lunatic! What's goin' on?

Oz

Look at this! [Holding up Wayne's hand, covered in green stains]

Wayne

What are you on about? [The others wake up]

Oz

I've caught the thief.

Wayne

[Breaks free from Oz's grasp] You lunatic!

Dennis

What's goin' on?

Oz

Look, last night I coated this note with this special stuff, right? Dennis knows what I'm talkin' about. The next day it stains your fingers, right? [Grabs Wayne's hand and holds it up again] Look at the evidence!

Wayne

What are you on about?

Oz

I doctored this note, didn't I?

Wayne

But the note's over there, ain't it? [Points to the 100 Mark note still on the table. The Turk also notices.]

Neville

[Looking at his stained hands] Hey, what's this?

Dennis

[Looking at his hands too] I've got it as well.

Barry

[Also examining his hands] Eurgh!

Neville

Hey, does this come out? [While all the lads are checking their hands, the Turk - the real culprit - takes the 100 Mark note from the table, completely unnoticed by the lads, and exits the hut.]

[Looking at his hands, as is Bomber] Oh, no.

Oz

I don't get this.

Wayne

You daft..!

Neville

Does this come off? I've got a tattoo on me arm I don't want, and now I've got green fingers! [Oz just looks confused.]