[looking at a tiger in the zoo]
They should have sent a poet. Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat?
[An elephant trumpets offscreen] Literally tons.
No, I didn't mean another animal. I meant like a steak.
Typical American! You think meat comes from the supermercado, all wrapped in nice plastic wrap.
Yeah, you're describing meat.
No, no, no. Meat is blood and bones and sinew.
Well, now you're describing not-meat.
Meat is whatever the tiger says is meat. Because God made him the boss and all the other animals his food.
[The tiger roars]
[to tiger] Hang on, buddy. [To Caldarone] And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in defense of totalitarianism! But I'm not feeding Shane an elephant.
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