(Finishing time machine) That's it! Now, who wants to make history and go back in time?
(staring at a scorpion on the floor) Yeah, we're busy
Eat it
YOU eat it
You could meet president Lincoln!
Lincoln's dead!
I'll eat it.... if you eat it
All right, deal! Wait a minute... how are you gonna eat it after I eat it?
Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it
Okay. (Eats scorpion)
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