Shake? [Music is blaring loudly from a well in the Aqua Teen's front yard] Shake, what the..? Yo, Shake!
[music turns off]:
Hello? Is that you, Frylock?
What are you doing down there?
I was just going to get some water for the village. But I must have slipped, and I blacked out. [He pokes his head out of the well] Where's the women?
Where did this well come from?
Hey, Frylock. Where the 'hell' did we get this 'well?'
Meatwad, you watch your mouth.
C'mon. The 'Old-abandoned-well?' F.., read the press release!
[Reading off the back of a picture of Shake] 'Man falls down 'Old-abandoned-well.'
There's only a limited number of those, so, uh, put it back when you're done.
[There is a beeping noise heard from the well] And, so is my dinner.
Somethin' smells like chili!
For the first time in his mealy, friggin' little life! Turns out there's an 'old-abandoned-microwave' where I got stuck. With chili, food, couple magazines. So, call channel five, get them broads over here, and tell them about the tragedy of my trappedness. Work in to it, though. Build it up. [He goes back into the well] Hot women only!
[Holding a hose down the well] Turn this ass-monkey on, full blast!
Will you quit sayin' ass!
I just ASSed you to do somethin' for me.
Meatwad, you watch your mouth.
I said 'ask!' Blast-hole.
(notices the dirtfoot of the couch) Hey, who's this ol' boy?
Oh, that's my roomate, more like 'doom-mate'.
That's the legendary dirt monster Dirtfoot.
Oh, don't even look at him.
You're kidding, the Dirtfoot.
Yeah, thanks for not rinsing out your dishes in the sink Dirtfoot, that's really legendary of you.
I always thought Dirtfoot was just a hoax.
And he likes to leave his very real, giant sock, draped over the couch like a freakin' Afgahn, so that others may enjoy the serenity, of his 2000 year old footsweat! (He kicks the couch and Dirtfoot growls at him). Let's, ah, move over here. (He leads Frylock and Meatwad to the kitchen). This guy is driving me ape shit.
Well, why don't you just evict him? I mean, it's your well isn't it?
Shut up, man. (He covers Frylock's mouth and looks over at Dirtfoot). Um, because he hurts me.
Well, I always heard that Dirtfoot was kind of a...
Here we go. What Meatwad what.
Well, legend says that Dirtfoot was...you know, kind of a asshole.
(Runs over to Dirtfoot). You see, I'm not the only one! (But then Dirtfoot gets up ans looks at him angrily). No, don't! (Dirtfoot kicks him in the stomach). It wouldn't be much of a problem except he keeps kicking in the exact same spot.
Well, Shake, I've seen him, we got to go.
Okay, but before you go, please, get some chicks? I got receptio down here. (Dirtfoot kicks him of screen and the elevator closes and Frylock smiles). Why must you kick?
It's okay, Shake, because whoever you decide that you are, I still gonna love you. But just not in a gay way, because God makes all people in different sizes and shapes and problems, but he only makes the people he hates gay. That's you. You it, boy. You gay!
No, I'm not! You don't know me! *runs off upset*
Hey Frylock, what does that gay mean?
[Carl is commenting on Shake and Dirtfoot's relationship to reporters]
Oh yeah, they've been pretty much common-law married for years. It's cool, I don't have a problem with that. I'm fine with it. I don't think it's, you know, constitutional. But, you know, they do whatever they want, as long as they ain't flaunting it out in my yard or nothing, 'cause, you know...[Intensely] I'm a man.
