Carl, Meatwad's Voice and others in “Carl”

Oh ohohohoh, super.

Dear Carl, thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed. And also… we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Dewey and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles, and you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure pick up their doll droppings; you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad.

All right. What the fuck does this say?

What?!

Did you find my note?

Oh, was that you, yeah? Thanks for, uh, etchin' it into the side of my house.

Is you mad? You ain't mad are ya?

Yeah, while we're talkin', you wanna tell me what it frickin' says?

What what says.

The note.

What note?

The one on the side of my house!

Oh, that yeah, well, I don't remember.

Of course.