[watching Fred with Connor] Adorable.
So sweet.
I meant the baby.
I meant the hot mama.
S3Provider
Lorne, I need you to use your contacts and find out what Holtz is up to. He's out there somewhere, and we can never forget that. Finding him is our number one priority.
I thought you said...
Finding Holtz and making money are our two number one priorities.
(Cordelia walks by and clears her throat)
Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our three number one priorities.
[about his web articles on DNA Fusion Comparisons and Tri-ped Demon Populations] It's an exciting arena.
But one I'm sure we can all download at: I'll-never-know-the-love-of-a-woman-dot-com. Can we get down to business?
Guys, can I say something? Money's important (pauses) but it isn't everything. I got... I got carried away. (looks over at the pile of money) I just never had a life that was totally dependent on me before. But that's no excuse. (looks at the money again) Where was I?
Money's not the most important...
No, it's not. What's important is family ... and the mission.
(after a long pause and looking at the money) They tried to cut Fred's head off. We earned every penny.
Hold the baby.
(everyone begins grabbing money furiously)
We can't afford any more mistakes. Making mistakes costs money and making money right now - it's our number one priority. [Lorne enters] Hey, Lorne.
Uh, if this is about the baby formula I snagged from the fridge last night - sorry. I was feeling a little peckish and it was that or a glass of pig's blood. By the way, baby formula and Kaluha? Not as bad as it sounds.
Lorne, I need you to use your contacts and find out what Holtz is up to. He's out there somewhere, and we can never forget that. Finding him is our number one priority.
I thought you said...
Finding Holtz and making money are our two number one priorities.
[Cordelia walks by and clears her throat]
Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our three number one priorities.
S3Waiting in the Wings
I saw their production of "Giselle" in 1890. I cried like a baby. And I was evil!
[Angel has bought tickets to a ballet instead of a rock concert.]
No, this is not Mata Hari. This is tutus and guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down! This is just -- I will never trust you again. The trust is gone.
Oh, get over it. Do we get dressed up?
Of course.
I'm in.
Guys, seeing the ballet live, it's... it's like another world. Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're going to be tripping out.
Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust.
FFred
We have to find a dress for you. Something that'll make Angel go crazy.
Fred, sweetie, Angel is crazy.
Back in the day, I'd always get box seats. Or, you know, eat the people who had them.
(singing) Go to sleep, lullaby, you've been fed and you're sleepy. You'll be with uncle Lorne, who in no way resents not being asked to go to the ballet. And is certainly, not thinking, of selling you to the first vampire cult that makes him a decent offer...
[A security guard is blocking the only way backstage at the ballet.]
You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
What did you just call me?
I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
No. After that.
I think I'll just have to go with my patented sudden burst of violence.
Hey, hold on. I think I might have an approach that is a little more subtle.
[A smiling Cordelia approaches the guard.]
Hey! Do you like bribes?
GGuard
Do I ever.
[Cordelia holds up a $20.]
Well, we really want to go backstage.
GGuard
Yeah, okay, but this isn't so much a bribe as it is a tip, and since I'm not parking your car, there's really no way--
[Angel punches guard in the face.]
Okay, that's how we do it.
Ask me why I'm smiling.
I will because it's scaring me.
Oh, relax, crumb cake. Man, little Connor burps like a champ.
At least he's sleeping.
Who wouldn't? With that sweet Irish lullaby you crooned. Just a hair flat on the bridge, but - more to the point - Cordelia?
What about her?
I read you while you were singing, you big corn muffin, and uh, can't say as I blame. I mean, what a woman she's become.
You're not supposed to be reading me. Anyway, you read me wrong.
Sorry, strudel. It's not just when you're singing. We got a little term back in Pylea. Kyrumption?
I know it.
Okay. When two great heroes come together-
There will be no coming together, okay? Everything we've been through together and all anybody wants to talk about is...
Can't fight Kyrumption, cinnamon buns. It's fate. It's the stars. Kyrumption is...
Stop saying that. And stop calling me pastries.
You got to promise not to laugh.
FFred
I promise.
It's gotta come from the heart.
FFred
Will you stop being such a little girl? I said, I promise.
[Gunn steps out into Fred's view and spreads his arms so she can get a look at his tux, not looking at her. Fred's eyes go wide. After a moment she bursts out laughing.]
This is what your promises are worth? I'm having a lot of trust issues at this time in my life.
I say it once, and gloat all you want: these guys are tight, and I am trippin' out!
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