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S3Couplet

Why can't you have sex?

Because I could lose my virginity.

If you want to play it that way..

VISIONity. The visions. In Pylea the visions were supposed to pass on to Groo if we ever did the royal "com-shuk". How do I know that won't happen here?

Good point. You really don't.

But your recent transformation could have changed all that. It might be possible...

[Angel kicks the table to interrupt]

Still, you know. Better safe than sorry. You're doing the right thing.

I know. I know. I can't risk it. It's just.. I'm so.. And he's such a.. Don't you think?

[Angel and Wesley start to agree reluctantly]

I mean there's got to be other things we could do to relieve the tension.

Jogging could be a thing.

Or perhaps there's some form of paranormal prophylactic...

Cause you know, jogging...

I guess we could probably "com" without actually "shuk"ing.

Well, I don't know. That could be a slippery slope that.. Once you're on that.. That you could.. Slide..

When you knew it was more than just a tryst you should have told me.

It happened so fast. The thing just grabbed the guy and he was gone.

That's.. That's not what I meant.

Oh. You mean.. Well. I'm not so sure that's any of your business.

No, you're probably right. Still, she could get hurt. I trust that won't happen.

What are you, her brother?

Apparently..

Wesley, I...

She chose. It's just important to me that she's taken care of.

I remember him being taller.

A trick of the light. They don't actually get smaller until they're very, very old.

I didn't mean the baby.

I know you didn't.

I meant the Groosalug.

I know you did.

Did he seem, ah, - I don't know - short?

Oh, absolutely. Clearly the guy shrank - all over, probably. Why, he's nothing but a muscley midget. I'm sure once Cordelia gets him home, she'll just pop him into a smallish drawer, and that will be that.

S3Loyalty

I wanna know how he does it. No last name, no bank account. How are you ordering stuff off the web?

It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery.

I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers.

Oh. Low-tech robbery.

[Angel has just bought some mini-Hockey sticks for him and Connor to use when Connor is older]

Hockey is just a great sport, greatest sport known to man!

Dude, Hockey is the WHITEST sport known to man.

That's as may be, but the games are indoors and usually at night.

Oh perfect for you then.

[Wesley asks Angel something to which Angel responds whilst Gunn dribbles the Puck about a bit then shoots at the gap under the weapons cabinet]

He shoots...HE SCORES!

Yeah with no defender...

[Angel and Gunn start having a mini-game, where Angel robs Gunn of the puck, shoots and badly misses, breaking the window]

AAngel (embarassed)

Yeah well...they're not even regulation size...

That's it? No 'wow, how did he do that?' No screaming in terror? You twenty first century types are so jaded.

You're Sahjhan, aren't you? I may be jaded, but I do my homework. And there's a girl downstairs, she's got records on everything that ever happened. My company rocks.

Angelus is in his nature. The beast will re-emerge, you've seen it, you know it and that is why you are here. You're afraid he is going to kill the child.. and you're right.

Your infiltration was more succesful than I'd realised.

I don't need prophecies to tell me what he's playing. So long as the child remains with the demon, it's not safe.

Well I must have misunderstood. Here I thought it was a simple blood vendetta when what you really want is to protect Angel's son.

You don't believe me?

Hmmm, not sure really. It could be the low scary voice that's giving me trouble.

S3Sleep Tight

I didn't sleep very well.

Yeah, and you look like hell. Not the fun one where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but the hard core one. You know, Nixon and Britney Spears.

Like a cat. Can't hear you. But I'm starting to feel you when you're near. Isn't that nice and creepy? How did you find me?

Your assistant.

I'll have his arms broken.

Already taken care of.

You back-stabbing, traitorous bitch. I have a lot of work to do. I can't be in every time/space at once, and here I find you drinking with my sworn enemy.

Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don't remember swearing.

Sahjhan, he found me.

So (glances from Lilah to Sahjhan) you all are in cahoots. Ethereal time-traveling demon, you're the screwball that brought Holtz back. How's that working out? He's not very fond of demons, is he?

You will learn nothing from me.

Other than that you're his sworn enemy, who brought Holtz back, and when that didn't work out, you came to me. Idiot.

Hey! You think my life is easy? I'm jumping from one dimension to another. I don't always have sound. Sometimes it's just a visual. Saw you two sitting here all chummy.

You ever hear of a time-traveling demon by the name of Sahjhan?

No.

The guy that brought Holtz here. He thinks I'm his sworn enemy. I don't know him from Adam.

Not all of us. You do not want the child alive. You want the child dead. That was our arrangement.

Yeah. I'm a lawyer. Have you met me? We have a new arrangement. I'm keeping the baby.

You can't do that!

(to the commandos) Ignore the loud mouth with the bad skin. He's impotent in this dimension.

I'm not interested in what you think!

Hey, easy guys!

[About Wesley] He took my son.

I know this is life and death. I'm just saying, let's get...

[Angel grabs Gunn's shirt collar with both hands and pushes him back.]

He took my son!

You better get your damn hands off of me!

Stop it! Stop it both of you! This isn't helping, damn it! [Pushes them apart] Back off! There is only one thing that matters right now, and that is 'where is Connor?'

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