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S3Lullaby

You're gonna be okay.

No. No, I don't think so. Once he's gone, I won't be okay. I won't be okay at all. I don't know what I'll be. Angel... Our baby is gonna die right here in this alley. You died in an alley, remember?

I remember.

I wanna say I'm sorry. I wanna say it and mean it, but I can't. Aren't you gonna tell me it's okay?

No.

No? It's really not, is it? We did so many terrible things together. So much destruction, so much pain. We can't make up for any of it. You know that, don't you.

Yeah.

This child, Angel, it's the one good thing we ever did together.

[Angel lifts Darla's hand between both of his and pressed it against his lips.]

The only good thing.

[Angel buries his face in his hands, still holding onto Darla's, takes a sobbing breath.]

The only good thing. You make sure to tell him that.

[Darla stakes herself, and her body crumbles into dust, leaving the crying newborn alive on the alley ground.]

Do it! Now's your chance. Do it! Finish it while you still can! You can't just let him walk away! Not now! Not after what you swore to me!

[Holtz watches as Fred and Angel get into the car with the newborn.]

I swore that I would show no mercy. [Watches Angel's car drive away.] And I won't.

What's going on?

We're being attacked.

Attacked? I thought you had double protection sanctorium spells?

I do, and they work. It's a thing with the door and the stairs and the world and a thing. Never mind!

Apparently you can be outside and chuck stuff in.

I just said that.

S3Dad

Dusted during childbirth is more like it. According to our sources she staked herself, leaving the baby alive and kicking but never actually born. MacDuff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped.

[Walks towards the screen as we can hear the baby gurgle.]

That's a cute little baby. Yes, you are. And your daddy is a vampire with a soul. And sometimes he reverts to a creature of pure, malevolent evil, who could rip your tiny throat out. Yes, he does. [Chuckles] I like kids. The Senior Partners took mine before I really got to know them. Turn it up.

[Lilah pushes a button on the remote and the room fills with a baby's cries.]

Turn it down.

[Lilah does as Linwood walks out.]

Everything's in there?

Right down to the baby that wasn't supposed to be born.

How do you know about that?

I'm Files and Records. It's my job.

(flabbergasted) That whole thing is Angel's file?

Just the first 35 cabinets.

Right. Does China Palace deliver down here?

(preparing for the assault) What are you doing?

Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?

Austin Stoker. Assault on Precinct 13. (they high five)

If we live through this, trade in the DVD players and get a life.

[Angel walks into the office, walks up to Linwood, slices him across the cheek, and pushes him facedown against the table.]

My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. [He pulls Linwood back up, pushes him back into his chair and leans over him.] For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather, understand?

I believe I do.

[Guards come in, in response to the alarm.]

GGuard

Sir?

It's all right.

[Angel starts to leave but turns back around before he reaches the door.]

Oh, and one more thing. College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame.

DDoctor

I'm happy to report you have a healthy baby boy.

Oh, great. But I'm not the mother.

DDoctor

Oh, I'm sorry. (turns to Fred) I'm happy to report you have a healthy baby boy.

Oh. Me neither.

I'm afraid the mother is, ah, no longer in the picture.

DDoctor

I see. Well, his height and weight are in the ninetieth percentile. We gave him his vitamin K and his PKU and he's doing very well. We don't seem to have his - what's his name?

(arriving) Connor. His name is Connor.

DDoctor

Connor. Thank you. Mr. (looks at the papers) Angel. And congratulations.

Thanks.

Connor. That's a lovely name. I don't suppose you ever considered Wesley?

FAFred, Angel and Gunn

No.

[Wesley shrugs]

S3Birthday

You're - you're - death? You've come to take me.

[bursts out laughing] Kidding. [Offers hand] I'm Skip. [She doesn't shake it] You're Cordelia Chase, right? [Cordelia nods slightly] Sorry it took me so long, I... [indicates her body] this you? Most people go astral, their spiritual shapes tend to be an idealized version of themselves. You know, straighten the nose, lose the gray, sort of a self-esteem kind of thing. You're pretty confident, aren't ya?

Is this...? This is a Mall.

We just figured you'd be more comfortable here.

We?

The Powers That Be.

The Powers That Be popped me out of my body and sent me to a Mall?

Actually, this is more a construct of a Mall. You know, like in "The Matrix".

You've seen "The Matrix"?

Oh, love that flick. When Trinity is all 'dodge this' and the agent just crumples to the [Cordelia sighs] and I'm not really instilling any awe anymore, am I?

Inside every living thing there is a connection to the Powers That Be. Call it instinct, intuition. Deep down we all know our purpose in this world.

Are you saying that, I was meant to be an actress?

No. I'm saying you were meant to be an incredibly famous and wealthy actress. And the Powers That Be can make that happen.

I want something. Hypo-something. Hypothermia?

NNev

[to phone] Josh, lets get a large tub of ice water to Miss Chase's dressing room, pronto.

[to herself] No, that's not it.

NNev

Cancelling ice water.

Hyper... hyperbaric?

NNev

Josh, make it an oxygen tent.

[to herself] No, that's not it either.

NNev

Canceling tent.

[spins to Nev] Hyperion! That's it!

NNev

The hotel.

Yes. I wanna go there.

We've been over this. I respect what you're trying to do. It's noble and heroic and all that other Russell Crowe "Gladiator" crap.

You've seen -

Didn't love it.

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