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S4Peace Out

Think the price was too high? You haven't begun to pay!

[She throws a station wagon over the bridge, it snaps a power line before crashing into the street and exploding. Jasmine jumps off the bridge, lands on her feet, and walks menacingly toward Angel.]

Maybe you're right. Maybe I can still make this world a better place. One body at a time. I loved this world. I sacrificed everything I was to be with you.

So you could rule us?

Because I cared. The other Powers don't. Never really did. You know that's true in your heart. Shame now I gotta rip it out.

[She reaches for Angel, but he grabs the end of the power line and electrocutes Jasmine with the live end. The electricity sends her back a few feet, but doesn't hurt her. She walks back toward Angel.]

I was forged in the inferno of creation, vampire. Do you really think a little electricity would destroy me?

Worth a shot.

Go to hell.

You first, baby.

[Forces Angel into a kiss.]

Always the same, dad. I get a girl, you gotta make a play for her.

[Jasmine lets up on the kissing.]

S4Home

I have been authorized to make you kids an offer.

You can't possibly think there's anything we'd want from you.

I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime. [pauses] Just not, you know, mine.

Jasmine was creating a slave state.

Right, where the slaves are full of giggly joy and love. Ugh, what a nightmare.

She was eating people.

They knew what they were getting into.

Her stomach!?!

Couldn't have been easy for you seeing Lilah again like that.

Oh, yes. That was awkward, wasn't it? When you decapitate a loved one, you don't expect them to come visiting.

PPreston

I had this prepared. Confidential list. Peepers only. I thought you might like to take a gander at our roster. Just a run down of some of the talent we represent here.

Uh, no. No. No. No. I don't think you have to tell me what you represent here, young man. Evil. Pure evil in the... (stunned as he looks at the list) Huh. Which is also apparently everyone I've always wanted to meet. (laughs)

[Lilah, reanimated due to a clause in her contract, looks on as Wesley rifles through Wolfram & Hart files.]

What are you doing, Wesley?

[takes a piece of paper out of the files] Standard in Perpetuity clause.

You broke in here for my contract?

I'm here to release you from it.

Wesley...

You've suffered enough! [he lights the paper on fire] I want you to find some peace.

Gallant to the end... but I knew what I signed up for.

It's done.

Look in the drawer. [Wesley finds the same piece of paper in the file cabinet again, unscorched] Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything. But it means something that you tried.

You might not want to move. Everyone's rigged. Can't save 'em all, dad. Don't know who's gonna be first. Could be any one of 'em. [Stands, revealing he's wired too.] Could be me. [steps away, points to an unconscious Cordelia on the floor, also wired] Could be her.

[Angel stares shocked and frozen with fear for a moment.]

Son...you have to listen to me. This is about Jasmine.

Jasmine's gone.

I know. We all felt it, that perfect love, then when you had to give it up...

I didn't feel anything! I can't feel anything. I guess I really am your son... 'cause I'm dead, too.

You're not dead. You're just starting your life and--

No, you just weren't there before!

I know. I'm so

Do not say you're sorry! Doesn't fix anything.

Ok, look, let me say this. I love you, son.

It's a lie.

It's not.

It's always a lie. My dead mother couldn't even love me.

You're wrong. She did.

No. [shakes her head] No. She knew she couldn't.

She sacrificed herself because she loved you.

You tried to love me. At least I think you did.

I still do.

But not enough to hang on, dad. (glares at Angel)You let him take me. You let him get me. You let him get me. (turns to face Cordelia) Cordy... you swore you loved me. Where are you now?

Connor... you have to believe that there are people who love you.

Jasmine believed you when you said you loved her, but it was all a lie.

Jasmine was the lie.

No! She knew if you found out who she really was that you'd turn against her, and she was right. That's just what happened. People like you. People like this. None of you deserve what she could give you. She wanted to give you everything.

I know how that feels. 'Cause I want to give you everything. I want to take back the mistakes, help you start over.

We can't start over.

We can. I mean, we can change things.

There's only one thing that ever changes anything... and that's death. Everything else is just a lie. You can't be saved by a lie. You can't be saved at all.

S5Conviction

I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?"

What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its LA branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?

Your run-on sentences have gotten a lot less pointless

Oh, that's so sweet. And a tad condescending.

(into speaker phone) Uh... can I get a cup of coffee or something?

PMPhone menu voice

You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats press one, or say "goats."

(moments later, Angel presses another button)

PMPhone menu voice

To sacrifice a loved one or pet, press the pound key.

Guess what I'm doing now? Not using my windpipe.

SSpanky

Vampire.

Capital "V." And there's something else you should know about me. [picks up a paddle and knocks him across the room] I have no problem spanking men.

Don't you think it's a bit unseemly, adding "Y"s to the end of people's names?

Does that mean I have to call you "Wesle"?

[Agent Hauser aims his shotgun at Angel]

You know that won't kill me.

HHauser

It'll hurt. That part's fun.

Agent Hauser, I'm honestly beginning to suspect that you're not part of the solution.

HHauser

You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram and Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy.

I'm not little.

HHauser

That's exactly what you are. You're minuscule. A dust mote on the shelf of that great institution. Now, you think I'm just a trigger-happy jerk who follows orders, but I am something you will never be. I'm pure. I believe in evil. You and your friends, you're conflicted. You're confused. We're not. That is why you are gonna lose, because we possess the most powerful thing in the world... conviction.

There is one thing more powerful than conviction. Just one. Mercy.

[Angel kicks Hauser's gun up, causing him to pull the trigger and blow his own head off]

WHWolfram and Hart agent

(Shocked) What happened to mercy?

You just saw the last of it.

S5Just Rewards

[Spike materializes in Angel's office at Wolfram & Hart, and bends over in pain, then realizes he's facing some familiar faces and some strangers.]

What? What?

What the hell are you doing here, Spike?

Harmony, please.

This is Spike? *The* Spike?

Wait a minute. Who's...

[calmly, to Spike] Easy, slim. Easy. No one's gonna hurt you.

Speak for yourself, Green Jeans.

OK, would somebody please tell me who...

William the Bloody. He's a vampire. One of the worst recorded. Second only to...

Me. But you're dead.

Well, yeah. Who here isn't? [looks around] Besides him and him and her and... [to Lorne] What are you, again?

[lunges at Angel in game-face, but goes right through him and winds up standing in Angel's desk] Bugger.

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