“Conviction” · Season 5
In this episode: Puppet Angel (4), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (3), Charles Gunn (1), Fred (1), Harmony Kendall (1)
I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?"
What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its LA branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?
Your run-on sentences have gotten a lot less pointless
Oh, that's so sweet. And a tad condescending.
(into speaker phone) Uh... can I get a cup of coffee or something?
You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats press one, or say "goats."
(moments later, Angel presses another button)
To sacrifice a loved one or pet, press the pound key.
Guess what I'm doing now? Not using my windpipe.
Vampire.
Capital "V." And there's something else you should know about me. [picks up a paddle and knocks him across the room] I have no problem spanking men.
Don't you think it's a bit unseemly, adding "Y"s to the end of people's names?
Does that mean I have to call you "Wesle"?
[Agent Hauser aims his shotgun at Angel]
You know that won't kill me.
It'll hurt. That part's fun.
Agent Hauser, I'm honestly beginning to suspect that you're not part of the solution.
You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram and Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy.
I'm not little.
That's exactly what you are. You're minuscule. A dust mote on the shelf of that great institution. Now, you think I'm just a trigger-happy jerk who follows orders, but I am something you will never be. I'm pure. I believe in evil. You and your friends, you're conflicted. You're confused. We're not. That is why you are gonna lose, because we possess the most powerful thing in the world... conviction.
There is one thing more powerful than conviction. Just one. Mercy.
[Angel kicks Hauser's gun up, causing him to pull the trigger and blow his own head off]
(Shocked) What happened to mercy?
You just saw the last of it.
Spike!
Spike.
Blondie Bear?
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