Willow Rosenberg quotes from Angel

Willow

Okay, we are clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?

Cordelia

Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire! That's why she- Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo. [Pauses, most likely listening to Willow's news that she is in a relationship with a girl] Oh... good for you then.

Wesley

Did the call of magic draw you here?

Willow

Oh, no. More like the call of Fred.

Willow

You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous son.

Connor

It's Connor.

Willow

And the sneer's genetic, who knew?

Willow

It had to be something specific. There's lots of jars in the world. Can't shatter 'em all. I mean, you could, but good things come in jars: Peanutbutter. Jelly. Those two-headed fetal pigs at the national history museum. [Wesley barely reacts.] Come on, everybody loves fetal pigs.

Wesley

Sorry. I think my sense of humor is trapped in a jar somewhere.

Willow

Does seem like you've given in to the grumpy side of the force.

Wesley

A lot's happened. Not just Angelus. I'd been... I've changed. I've seen a darkness in myself. I'm not sure you'd even begin to understand.

Willow

I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.

Wesley

Oh. So...

Willow

Darkness. Been there.

Wesley

Yeah. Well, I never flayed... [pauses] I had a woman chained in a closet.

Willow

Hey!

Wesley

Nah, doesn't compare.

Willow

No, dark. That's dark. You've been to a place.

Wesley

You seem exactly the same as when I left. No other major changes I'm not up on?

Willow

Just little things. So, Fred, what's her story?