Lilah Morgan quotes from Angel

Lilah

Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands. Unless they're evil errands.

Angel

I think you'll do this one.

Lilah

Why? What's in it for me?

Angel

Just this once, I'll ignore the fact that you're within 50 yards of my son. Just this once.

Wesley

I don't need to hear your evil plans.

Lilah

No, it just turns you on, knowing I have them.

Wesley

Shut up, Lilah.

Lilah

Make me.

Wesley

So Angel knows about our relationship. Big deal.

Lilah

A dollar! You owe me a dollar!

Wesley

Oh, damn!

Lilah

You called this a 'relationship'. [sing-song voice] You lost the be-et. You said it fir-irst. [Wesley hands her a dollar] Sign it first, as proof.

Wesley

Proof of what?

Lilah

Of now. Of this. [she nuzzles his nose; they kiss]

Lilah

You know Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so, well, idle.

Angel

You remember when I ripped your car in half?

Lilah

Yeah, yeah. Hulk smash.

Forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good, and pure, and science turns me on, and one day, if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might have hips!

Wesley

Are you finished?

Lilah

Did it turn you on? Watching her up there in front of all those braniacs knowing she was the smartest one in the room?

Wesley

Her theories deserve attention.

Lilah

Just her theories? I saw the way you looked at her. Oh, come on. Do you think I care about your little crush? Moon all you want of the Texas twig 'cause I know whose bed you'll be crawling into at the end of the day. Or the middle of it.

Wesley

You think you know me?

Lilah

Better than she ever will.

Lilah

You're not getting anything out of me this time either.

Angel

Didn't think I would. But Gavin, he was more accommodating. (gesturing to a bound and gagged Gavin)

Lilah

(chuckles quietly) Couldn't you have at least tortured him a little bit more?

Angel

I really wanted to, but he wouldn't stop talking long enough for me to get into it.

Lilah

I have a cure for that.

Angel

Vindict on your own time. I'm kinda on the clock here.

Angel

The enemy of my enemy...

Lilah

Can kiss my ass too.

Wesley

There is a line, Lilah. Black and white, good and evil.

Lilah

Funny thing about black and white -- you mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray. And I don't see your Texas gal-pal wearing that color. Come to think of it, she prefers black.

Wesley

(hearing screams) What's that?

Lilah

Oh, it's the fat lady singing.

Lilah

I just -- I just want my life back. All my pretty things. I'm selfish that way. That's why we wouldn't have worked out.

Wesley

[softly] There are many reasons why we wouldn't have worked out, Lilah.

Lilah

You wanna kill the Beast and give his boss a run for his evil? The answer is downstairs in a cage. Set Angelus on it.

Cordelia

Do you know what Angelus would do if we let him out?

Lilah

Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence, but hey! Greater good!

Lilah

He's gonna kill us.

Cordelia

I know. (stabs Lilah to death) Why'd you think I let him out, you stupid bitch?

Lilah

I have been authorized to make you kids an offer.

You can't possibly think there's anything we'd want from you.

Lilah

I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime. [pauses] Just not, you know, mine.

Wesley

Jasmine was creating a slave state.

Lilah

Right, where the slaves are full of giggly joy and love. Ugh, what a nightmare.

Angel

She was eating people.

Lilah

They knew what they were getting into.

Lorne

Her stomach!?!

Lilah

What are you doing, Wesley?

Wesley

[takes a piece of paper out of the files] Standard in Perpetuity clause.

Lilah

You broke in here for my contract?

Wesley

I'm here to release you from it.

Lilah

Wesley...

Wesley

You've suffered enough! [he lights the paper on fire] I want you to find some peace.

Lilah

Gallant to the end... but I knew what I signed up for.

Wesley

It's done.

Lilah

Look in the drawer. [Wesley finds the same piece of paper in the file cabinet again, unscorched] Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything. But it means something that you tried.