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Darla quotes from Angel

Played by Julie Benz · 74 quotes · page 2 of 5

Darla

Played by Julie Benz

Angel · 793 quotes

7th most-quoted character in Angel: in 74 of its 793 quotes
Most scenes with: Puppet Angel (32), Drusilla (12), Angelus (10)

Scenes with Darla 69

[Lilah sneaks into Lindsey's dark office at Wolfram & Hart and starts to look through the papers on his desk.]

Darla

Exciting, isn't it?

[Lilah jumps and drops the papers she was holding.]

Darla. I didn't see you.

Darla

Going through their things, all the little pieces of themselves locked away, given you a naughty little thrill of control.

I just like to keep abreast of his latest project. He's probably in my office right now trying to find out about mine. That's just how it works at our firm.

[Darla sits on the edge of Lindsey's desk and pours some dark blue powder into the palm of her left hand.]

Darla

Hmm, all you busy little worker bees, plotting your little schemes.

Calynthia powder? Is that how you keep Angel sleeping when he's with you?

Darla

There is nothing so lovely as dreams. Everything is in them, everything hidden. Open those chambers and you can truly understand someone and control them.

And what's hidden in Angel's secret chambers?

Darla

Horrors.

Darla

All that power wasted on a whiny, mopey do-gooder. God, I could eat his eyeballs.

Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that. But if you can't help yourself, then by all means, be my guest.

Darla

You're fun for a human.

Darla

Just nod and smile pleasantly, Stephen.

SStephen

What'd this guy do to you anyway? You're going to an awful lot of trouble to teach him a lesson. Not that I mind, work is work. Last year I did this puppet theatre of the absurd and believe me it was...

[Darla's hand slips out of sight beneath the table cloth in the general region of his crotch.]

SStephen

Ow-oh!

Darla

If you don't shut up I'm going to kill you.

SStephen

Okay.

Darla

Okay.

SStephen

Okay.

Black sky. It wants a little wormy me.

[Angelus and Darla break apart and look over at a sobbing Dru.]

No. No. Make it stop!

Darla

What is she doing here? I thought you killed her.

No. Just her family.

[He pushes Darla down on the floor and rolls on top of her.]

Eyes like arrows - like-like needles.

This one's special. I have big plans for her.

[He leans down to kiss Darla.]

Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed! Snake in the woodshed!

[Darla rolls them over so she's now on top.]

Darla

So are we going to kill her during, or after?

Neither. We turn her into one of us. - Killing is so merciful at the end, isn't it? The pain has ended.

Darla

But to make her one of us? She's a lunatic.

Eternal torment. [Grabs a hold of Darla's arms and rolls them so he is back on top with her under him on the floor.] Am I learning?

[Angelus starts to kiss Darla while Dru first laughs then cries.]

[Angel manhandles Darla down the long stairwell and a good ways into the giant empty water tank.]

So you're what Wolfram and Hart brought back in that box. And they brought you back as a human. They think I won't kill one. You want to know what I think? I think they don't know me that well.

[Darla tries to make a run for it, but Angel cuts her off and she stops.]

You feel what this place was before they excavated it? The convent you remember how much I like convents.

[She looks at him, makes the sign of the cross..]

Come on Darla, you and I are too old to play games. I need to talk to the real you.

[He morphs into vamp face and charges her, pushes her up against a pillar.]

It's been a long time since I said this to anyone [He rips her jacket off her shoulder and bares her neck.] but you can scream all you want."

[Angel lowers his mouth to her bared shoulder and scrapes his teeth up along her neck, scratching it.]

[As he begins to nuzzle her neck Darla begins to smile.]

Darla

Oh. Oh I'm not gonna scream.

[She turns her face against his neck. He pulls back and kisses her and she responds. After a moment they break apart and Darla smiles at him.]

Darla

There's my boy.

[She puts a hand around his neck and they kiss again, harder.]

Darla

Lindsey. You never talk about yourself, Lindsey. You have a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Someone special?

There's no one.

Darla

You can be with someone for 150 years - think you know them. Still - doesn't work out. Angelus - why, you should have seen us together.

He was a different person then.

Darla

And so was I. Now do you know what we've become?

Enemies?

Darla

Oh no. Much worse. Now we're soulmates. [laughs as Lindsey stares]

[Flashback: Virginia Colony, 1609. The sun is shining on Darla as she is lying in bed. There are two veiled sisters standing at the foot of her bed watching as a doctor takes a leech from her arm.]

Darla

Someone close the shutters. [One of the sisters does so.] Seems wrong that I should die while the sun is still so bright.

[A hooded priest enters the room.]

PPriest

You'll not see it again. Before it sets, you will have left this life.

Darla

I didn't ask for a priest. Who invited him here?

PPriest

You did. You cried out for me last night in your delirium.

Darla

I don't remember. Do you even know what I am?

PPriest

A woman of some property. No husband, no inheritance. Yes. I know what you are.

Darla

I'm a whore.

PPriest

Well, yes, that too. You should have asked for a priest long ago, child. Your life may have been the better for it.

Darla

And you should have paid me a visit before today, father. Your life may have been more interesting because of it.

PPriest

Are you prepared now to renounce Satan and beg God his forgiveness?

Darla

God never did anything for me.

PPriest

[to the others] Leave us.

[The two sisters leave.]

PPriest

[To the doctor still sitting at her bedside] You can't save her life - perhaps I can still save her soul.

[The doctor gets up and leaves.]

Darla

My soul is well past saving. Let the devil take me if he'll have me. It doesn't matter. Either way, I die.

PPriest

No... [The priest steps closer and pulls his hood back to reveal - The Master] ...you will not die. [Darla looks up at his inhuman face without flinching.] You will be reborn.

Darla

I know you.

[The Master leans down and takes one of Darla's hands in his.]

MMaster

I came to you last night. I sang to you from that window.

Darla

Hmm, I remember now. You're death?

MMaster

No.

Darla

What then?

MMaster

I'm your savior. God never did anything for you - but I will.

[With that he leans down and sinks his fangs into her neck.]

Darla?

Darla

Say that again?

I just uh... I said, your name... Darla.

Darla

It sounds so odd, doesn't it?

I don't know what you mean-.

Darla

It wasn't my name when I was human. First time I was human, I mean.

What was your name?

Darla

[without sentiment] I don't remember. I'm not her, whoever she was. I was Darla for so long. And then... I wasn't. I wasn't anything. I just... stopped. He killed me, and I was done. But then you brought me back.

Yes...

Darla

What did you bring back, Lindsey? What am I? Did you bring back that girl, whose name I can't remember?... Or did you bring back something else? The other thing?

Both. Neither. You're just you... whatever that is.

Darla

Why haven't you kissed me? You've been dying for it, haven't you?

I didn't know if you wanted me to...

Darla

Why should that matter? Do you think I ever hesitated when I wanted something? Life's too short. Believe me. I know. Four hundred years, and still too short.

[Lindsey steps forward and kisses her softly.]

Darla

Mmm, that's how humans get what they want. I remember that much.

[Lindsey kisses her again.]

Do you like it?

Darla

It's nice. - But it's not me you want to screw.

[Lindsey pulls back to look at her.]

What?

Darla

It's him. You all think you can use me to get to Angel.

Maybe.

[He kisses her hard, pushing her up against the table.]

Darla

What am I?

I don't know and I don't care.

[They kiss and suddenly Darla bites the side of Lindsey's neck, hard and he pulls away. They break apart.]

Darla

Now do you care?

No.

Darla

That's how vampires get what they want. What am I?

Darla...

Darla

Is that it? Am I Darla?

Yes.

Darla

Careful. Darla would snap you in half. - Is that who I am?

[She pushes away from him and leans her head against the window. Lindsey reaches one hand up to cover the side of his neck.]

I understand what you're going through.

[Darla shakes her head and pushes away from the glass.]

Darla

No. Nobody understands. Nobody can understand. I can feel this body dying, Lindsey. I can feel it decaying moment by moment. It's being eaten away by this thing inside of it. It's a cancer, this soul!

MThe Master

[talking about Angelus] Angelus? The Latinate for "Angel". It's marvelous!

Darla

His name would already be a legend in his home village - had he left anyone alive there to tell the tale.

MThe Master

[caressing Darla's hand] Ah, you had a nice trip. I'm so glad.

Darla

On the way back we cut a bloody swath through South Wales and northern England. He was magnificent.

Hmm, Yorkshire men - tough as leather. [The Master and Angelus both laugh at that remark] So, Darla here tells me you're some sort of Master.

Darla

The Master. He commands our order."

MThe Master

The order of Aurelius. We are the select - the elite.

[Angelus folds his arms and surveys their surroundings.]

And you live in the sewers, do you?

[The Master gives Darla's hand a pat and stands up.]

MThe Master

We live below, giving tribute to the old ones. Awaiting that promised day when we will arise -A rise! - and lay waste to the world above us.

[The Master laughs.]

Why'd you want to do that?

MThe Master

Huh?

Well, I mean, have you been above lately? It's quite nice. Me - I could never live in a rat infested stink hole - like this, if you'll pardon me for saying so. I got to have meself a proper bed or I'm a terror. [To Darla] Isn't that right love?

Darla

He's young.

And this one, down in the goose feathers, and the finest silks and linens and a view... [Angelus comes around to Darla] ...she's always got to have the view... [leans in close to her] ...don't you, my lamb?.

Darla

We fed very recently. The blood is still hot in his veins.

You noticed that, did you?

MThe Master

We stalk the surface to feed and grow our ranks. We do not live amongst the human pestilence!

I'll be honest, you really couldn't with that face, now could you?

Darla

Angelus!

[Angelus laughs and drops into the Masters chair, left leg dangling over one of the armrests and takes a bit of snuff.]

It's not stuck like that now is it?

[The Master leans in on him with a growl.]

Darla

The Master has grown past the curse of human features.

I'm not gonna get a bat-nose like that, huh? Am I?

MThe Master

Very few vampires are cunning enough to have lived as long as I have - which you've now... [The Master grabs Angelus by the front of his coat and throws him across the room) ...demonstrated.

[Darla flinches as Angelus slides down the wall. Laughing, he gets back up, and keeps talking to Darla as if the Master wasn't even there.]

Naples, you and me Darla. What do you say?

[The Master hits him with a hard right throwing him back against the wall.]

Darla

Angelus...

[Angelus just pushes himself off the wall and goes on as if nothing had happened]

This is no place for you - bound to the likes of him.

MThe Master

You should show... [Master hits Angelus over the head, dropping him to the ground] ...the proper respect.

[Angelus, now on all fours and breathing hard, still ignores the Master and talks only to Darla.]

You belong by my side, out in the world, feeding as we like,taking what we need. I'll give you that view you crave, darling. I'll give you everything.

[The Master knocks Angelus over onto his back. Angelus coughs, then laughs again. Lifts his head to look at Darla.]

[to Darla] Tell the truth - whose face do you want to look at for eternity? His, or mine?

MThe Master

You idiot. I made her.

[To the Master's shock, Darla goes to Angelus and helps her lover to his feet.]

MThe Master

You're leaving with the stallion, aren't you?

[One of the Master's minions tries to block their path, but the Master waves them off and lets the couple leave the hall.]

MThe Master

No. Let them go. He won't last. I give it a century, tops.

Darla

[looking at a dead body] So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity?

Still, he won't now age.

Darla

No, but he'll rot. Seems a pity.

When I bit into him, I could hear the ocean.

Darla

Of course you could.

I'm full and warm, yet all alone.

That's not true, precious. You've got us.

Not in the least. You won't even hurt me just a little bit.

Darla

All you have to do is ask.

No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.

Darla

Stop calling me that.

Don't be cross. I could be your mummy...

Well, if you're lonely, Dru, why don't you make yourself a playmate?

I could! I could pick the wisest and bravest knight in all the land and make him mine forever with a kiss.

[walking past] Bloody... watch where you're going!

Darla

Or you could just take the first drooling idiot that comes along.

You think she'll find a good one?

[They walk on but Dru keeps looking after William.]

Darla

I found you.

[Darla is standing in front of an elder of the gypsies.]

Darla

You took him from me! You stole him away! You gave him a soul!

GMGypsy Man

He must suffer, as all his victims have suffered.

Darla

That is no justice! Whatever pain he caused to your daughter was momentary, over in an instant... or an hour. But what you've done to him will force him to suffer for the rest of eternity! Remove that filthy soul so my boy might return to me!

DDru

Angelus is gone on away. Where is he?

Darla

[grabs a hold of the Gypsy's neck] Drusilla, the camp - go on - kill things!

DDru

He shall be very cross if he finds we had a lovely mass slaughter without him.

Darla

[closes her eyes for a moment] He'll join us soon. Now do as you're told.

DDru

[licks one of her fingers and nods] Okay.

[Walks off.]

Darla

In that wagon is your family. Your wife and daughters will die tonight without my protection. [Strokes the man's cheek] But if you'll do as I say, your family can live.

[Spike, in vamp face, blood on his chin, steps out of the wagon and burps. Darla looks at him.]

What?

[Darla closes her eyes, turns back to the gypsy and snaps his neck.]

DDru

[swaying by the fire] Pretty music, pretty, pretty music. [Spike comes up to her and she pulls him into her dance] They cry out for mercy. They cry out for mercy.

Darla

Show none.

Angel...

Cordy, just take a message. [To Wesley] So you think this is a setup?

We mustn't rule it out.

Angel!

Cordy, please, I'm talking.

Hi Darla. He can't talk right now. He'll call you back once he's found you. (Angel runs over to Cordelia reaching for the phone) Yeah, bye-bye.

[Angel grabs the phone before she can hang it up.]

Darla?

Darla

My boy. My darling boy...

Where are you?

Darla

Better question: Where was I? I don't remember anything. It's a great big nothing. Could it be there's no hell?

There's a hell. A few of them. I've been to one.

[A filthy Angel grabs the sides of her face from behind.]

You're so warm. You just fed.

Darla

You found me.

You can never resist a religious war and you always talked about China. I just followed the bodies. You never used to be so careless.

Darla

Maybe I wanted to be found.

Spike and Dru?

Darla

They're here. Probably out in the riots. Maybe starting a new one.

[Angel lets go of her and she spins around, pushes him up against the wall, holding a knife against his throat.]

Darla

I should kill you right now.

Go ahead.

Darla

Is that why you've come all this way? Too much of a coward to end your own existence, you want me to do it for you? Release that filthy soul?

If you'd like.

Darla

I can still smell it, you know. And that's not all. You reek of vermin! Is that what you've been living off of?

[grabs her hand] Come on, huh? This should be nothing for you. Go ahead, Darla. Make sure you cut clear to the bone. Put the blade in the wall. Hmm?

[Darla stares at him for a moment then pulls away from him. She turns away.]

Darla

What do you want?

A second chance.

Darla

What?

I want things to be like they were. You and me together Darla. - I miss the view.

Darla

That's impossible.

It's not impossible.

Darla

You still have a soul.

I'm still a vampire.

Darla

You're not. Look at you. I don't know what you are anymore.

You know what I am. You made me. Darla. I'm Angelus.

Darla

Not anymore.

I can be again. Just give me a chance to prove it to you.

Darla

You almost made me believe you.

Believe it. We can have the whirlwind back.

Darla

We can do this.

Yes, we can.

Darla

We can do anything.

Anything we like.

[They kiss.]

Darla

So, where have you two been?

Can I tell?

No need to be humble.

My little Spike just killed himself a Slayer.

Darla

[to Angel] Did you hear that?

[to Spike] Congratulations. I guess that makes you one of us.

Don't be so glum, eh? The way you tell it, one Slayer snuffs another one rises. I figure, there is a new chosen one getting all chosen even as we speak. I tell you what, when and if this new bird shows up, I'll give you first crack at it!

[Drusilla steps past Angel in the direction of the alley.]

Hmm, I smell fear.

This whole place reeks of it.

[Spike wraps his arms around Drusilla from behind.]

It's intoxicating.

Let's get out of here. This rebellion is starting to bore me.

[Darla watches as Angel walks past Drusilla, giggling in Spike's arms, then follows him. Nice, slow motion shot of the four of them walking down the street with the burning buildings and riot all around. Spike steps on a bundle in his path and leaps high into the air. Angel is walking down the street, grim-faced leading the way, with Darla just a step behind him. Spike is carrying Dru in his arms, kissing her. Darla is watching Angel.]

Darla

Where have you been?

Darla.

Darla

Answer me!

Just out. Why?

Darla

Feeding?

Yeah.

Darla

On vermin?

No.

Darla

Don't lie to me.

Look I've killed men. You've seen it!

Darla

Rapists and murderers, thieves and scoundrels. Did you think I wouldn't notice? Only evildoers, that's all you hunt now. You swore to me. You said, if I took you back you'd prove yourself.

And I will.

Darla

Good. [Pulls the blanket of a basket sitting between them, revealing the missionaries' baby] Now is your chance.

[Angel looks down at the baby, shifts restlessly.]

Darla

I went back before dawn. They were still cowering there. Praying to their god for a salvation. They didn't know that their only savior was at the waterfront dining on rats. I won't be made a fool, Angelus. Not by you. Not by anyone.

I didn't mean...

Darla

While Spike - Spike - was out killing a Slayer you were saving missionaries! From me!

I'm sorry...

Darla

No. No more words. [She takes a step back and Angel looks down at the baby] Act!

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