Puppet Angel quotes from Angel

Lorne

How you holding up?

Angel

Oh, I want to go bad. I'm just waiting for Wes to have that Eureka moment.

Wesley

(from the other room) EUREKA!

Angel

Jeez. Oh, thank god.

Lorne

You mean he actually really says Eureka?

Angel

I don't wanna research, alright? I wanna jump through the big swirly hole thingy and save Cordelia!

Wesley

We might never be able to get back!

Angel

[quietly] It's Cordy.

Angel

Krv Drpglr pwlz...

Lorne

Oh, crap.

Angel

...chkwrt strplmt dwghzn prqlrzn lffrmtplzt.

Angel

Maybe I have to be standing where the portal opens.

Angel

Krv Drpglr pwlz chkwrt strplmt dwghzn prqlrzn lffrmtplzt!

Angel

What, is it - out of batteries? [Holds up the book and turns to face Lorne.] Is this thing out of batteries?!?

Lorne

Hmm, tough decision. Poor kid. But I'm right there with him.

Angel

Yeah. Me too, I guess.

Lorne

No, I mean about the not going part. You do know I'm not going, right?

Angel

What? - But it's your world. We need a guide.

Lorne

Remember when I said that I loved this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Well, exactly which "never" did you not understand?

Wesley

I suppose I could try a binding spell of some kind. Something to fuse us together as we enter the portal.

Angel

Good. Let's do that. Let's-

Wesley

However, we could emerge on the other side as a freakishly hybridized Siamese twin.

Angel

...Keep looking?

I'm Gavin Park. This is my associate, Mr. Hayes. We represent Wolfram and-

Angel

Already bored.

Angel

Ha! I'm not on fire.

Wesley

And we're together. And we didn't merge into some freakish, four-man Siamese twin!

Gunn

That was a risk?!? How come nobody told me that was a risk??

Angel

Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?

Angel

No problem here, walking in the sun. Hey, do it all the time.

Wesley

Yes, we're all heartily aware that you're not on fire.

Can't get back. There is no back.

Angel

No, there is. If we can open the portal....

The portal! She fell through the portal!

Angel

Who did?

That other girl. I couldn't save her. I was arrested. They got her. She's a slave. She'll die!

Angel

Oh, Cordy. No, she's fine. They made her a princess.

They... really? Oh. When I got here they... they didn't do that. Well. That's nice for her.

Cordelia

Stop! I love him!

Angel

You love me?

Cordelia

Not you, dumb-ass! Him!

Angel

[quietly] I mean, as a friend, and co-worker...

Angel

Willow?

Cordelia

What's...?

Angel

It's Buffy.

Are-are you sure about that?

Cordelia

Trust me. Tacos everywhere. And soap.

Gunn

Yo, that portal-jumping is a fun ride. We sell it to a theme park, we could get paid.

Angel

Okay, can I say it? I wanna say it.

Angel

There's no place like-- Willow?

Cordelia

What's...?

Angel

It's Buffy.

What happened?

Angel

Demon monks. Shoulda gone to Vegas.

I came out of my room. Small steps, just like you said.

Angel

Go to your room and stay there!

Okay.

Angel

What's your version of love? "It's not real unless it kills me"?

What's yours? "It's fun as long as it doesn't cost me anything"? You think you won because you're still alive? I lived. You just existed.

But if you've changed. If you aren't the same man who screwed Darla and couldn't care less what happened to her...

Angel

Where did you hear... Oh. You mean back in the day. Right.