America's Next Top Model Season 6 quotes

Janice

[to Gina] Stand up and jump up and down on one leg!

[to Jade] You say you feel sorry for me. I feel very sorry for you! You don't understand anything! You think you're getting under my skin. You think you're intimidating me. You're not intimidating me at all.

[to Gina] Then, why are you so...

[to Jade] You can say whatever you want, Jade! I'm done with you.

[in confessional about Gina] I'm glad Gina decided to stand up for herself.

[in confessional] It was my battle and I think I did pretty well.

[in confessional about Gina] She looks so cheesy!

[in confessional about Nnenna] Nnenna is a cool girl. If she wins the challenges fine. Just give me America's Next Top Model.

[in confessional about Jade] It's just so random to hear Jade say she wants to be a kindergarten teacher. I would homeschool my child before they went to Jade's class.

[to Furonda] Everybody that meets me for the first time thinks I'm like a bitch. They think I'm...arrogant. Everybody that knows me knows I'm not like that. I'm, like, the most real individual.

[to Jade] If you're a real person, and a nice person why would you do that?

[to Furonda] You keep on going off on this nicelessness. It's not about that.

[to Jade] You're like, "I'm so positive, I'm so this, I'm so that." But that's...that's the facade you got going on, and I don't know what kind of issues you got...

[to Furonda] Facazz? What the hell is a facazz?

[to Jade] A facade. And that's...

[to Furonda] Facazz?

[to Jade] Facade.

Man, my life story... I need to write a book, and maybe one day I will and you should read it.

Joanie

[After Nnenna kisses the male model] He totally pitched a tent while they were in Africa. And not one you camp in.

Tyra

[to Brooke who has survived the bottom two over Gina] With possibilities there's potential, Brooke. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra

[to Gina] Thanks, Gina.

[to Tyra] Thank you. [hugs Nnenna and Jade]

Hahahah!

[in confessional after getting eliminated fourth] Modeling is definitely a lot hard than what people might think. I'm sad because I know I could have done so much better. I've learned that not everyone will like me no matter how friendly I am. There's always going to be obstacles in my life and it's up to me to figure it out on my own. [leaves house]

Tyra

Well, you guys are the Top 9. So, you've gotten this far. Is it hard to walking into the judging room, and... [sighs] I've been working so hard, I'm so tired, you guys. So...I'm so sorry, you guys. I don't mean to be all weak in front of you, but I'm just so light-headed.

Somebody bring her some water.

Tyra

I'm alright. [she "faints" soon after getting up from the couch]

Oh, gosh, Tyra!

Joanie

Oh, no!

Where's her pulse? Check her pulse!

Tyra

[gets up] I'm alright. [long pause] TODAY YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING!! WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING! ACTING, ACTING, ACTING! THAT WAS FAKE!!

That was a good job!

Tyra

[notices Furonda crying and walks to her] Aw! Are you okay?

[in confessional about Tyra] I think Tyra's too good of an actress, and that was a very mean trick she played on us!

Nick Cannon

The next game is called Questions.

[in confessional about the questions game] The questions game is where you would ask a question, and the person would ask a question back.

Nick Cannon

[to Joanie and Brooke] A TV and a remote.

[to Joanie] Why do you keep changing me all the time? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Joanie

[to Brooke] Why is your antennae all crooked? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Nick Cannon

[to Jade and Furonda] A job interview.

[to Furonda] I'm sorry you don't have the right qualifications. [a negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Not a Question"]

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] You gotta ask questions.

Oh, see, this is confusing. [to Nick Cannon] Man...

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] The game is called Questions!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade] Jade, she just sucks at all of the stuff that we do.

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] Start it all off with who, what, when, where and why. If you start with one of those, you're gonna be good.

[to Nick Cannon] Alright, man.

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] I'ma give one where you can figure it out. A rich man and a poor man.

[to Joanie] My is bigger than yours.[another negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Definitely Not a Question"]

Joanie

[to Jade] You totally just lost!

[in confessional] You know, even though it was fun, laughter and jokes, that wasn't humor to me. I was just like what?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[rapping to Nnenna] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a win the title and you look like boo-boo.

[rapping to Danielle] You are a model, I knew that. [laughs] But you could at least? Learn how to talk!

[rapping to Nnenna] Walk is good, might not fall, your head's as shiny as a big rubber ball.

Joanie

[rapping to everyone about her team] Yeah, my name is Joanie, you know what I mean, it's me and this white dude on this here black team, I got a volleyball diva, a hot Latina and two African queens! [in confessional] Jade comes in to "rap".

[rapping to Furonda] My name is Jade, the ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy.

Nick Cannon

Oh!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade's rap] Nobody else took it there like nobody was like, "Yo Jade, you look like an 85-year-old woman."

[rapping to Sara] Yo, you’re blonde, you’re too tall for this industry, you know what, I’m in this real if you’re not because let me tell you they're gonna not blow up your body.

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade's attitude] I feel like Jade tries to make you feel low so that she can bring herself up.

[rapping about Jade to everyone] I think I'm gonna puke in the bottle if I hear one more thing about Jade, the undiscovered supermodel.

[to Sara] That doesn't rhyme. [silence voice]

[rapping] I hate the bust on you, cause I know it's your world, hey man get rid of your "s" curl.

Nick Cannon

[to Furonda] I'm going to let you pick a friend before I tell you what the prize is!

[nominates herself before Furonda even picks someone to share the prize PSA with] I volunteer!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade and I are not friends. We're not friends. [back to the present to Nick Cannon] I'm going to pick Nnenna.

Jay Manuel

[in confessional about Jade's bad take for a CoverGirl commercial] She doesn't quite grasp the fact that she's got to improvise in this scene. It was thirty seconds of me listening to her heels clap on the concrete. [back to the present to Jade] This was you. [imitating Jade walking around and blowing kisses in the air and at the camera] What was that?! It was like...

[to Jay Manuel] I was making my entrance.

Jay Manuel

[to Jade] You were making your entrance, but you didn't improvise anything. Take two.

[to Jay Manuel] You guys look fabulous. What a party. Oh, my gosh! [in confessional] The second time, I just took my time, talking to people! [does a twirl during the commercial shoot] Wonderful, fabulous.

Jay Manuel

[whispering and laughing to the camera crew and Mike Rosenthal] She's a drag queen!

[to Jay Manuel] Okay...! [holding up the Covergirl product] This is... [laughs] Okay! [pause] Lightweight makeup... [bleep]

Jay Manuel

[to Jade] Cut! CoverGirls don't say that!