Nick Cannon quotes from America's Next Top Model

Nick Cannon

The next game is called Questions.

[in confessional about the questions game] The questions game is where you would ask a question, and the person would ask a question back.

Nick Cannon

[to Joanie and Brooke] A TV and a remote.

[to Joanie] Why do you keep changing me all the time? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Joanie

[to Brooke] Why is your antennae all crooked? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

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[to Jade and Furonda] A job interview.

[to Furonda] I'm sorry you don't have the right qualifications. [a negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Not a Question"]

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[to Jade] You gotta ask questions.

Oh, see, this is confusing. [to Nick Cannon] Man...

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[to Jade] The game is called Questions!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade] Jade, she just sucks at all of the stuff that we do.

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[to Jade] Start it all off with who, what, when, where and why. If you start with one of those, you're gonna be good.

[to Nick Cannon] Alright, man.

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[to Jade] I'ma give one where you can figure it out. A rich man and a poor man.

[to Joanie] My is bigger than yours.[another negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Definitely Not a Question"]

Joanie

[to Jade] You totally just lost!

[in confessional] You know, even though it was fun, laughter and jokes, that wasn't humor to me. I was just like what?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[rapping to Nnenna] Walk is good, might not fall, your head's as shiny as a big rubber ball.

Joanie

[rapping to everyone about her team] Yeah, my name is Joanie, you know what I mean, it's me and this white dude on this here black team, I got a volleyball diva, a hot Latina and two African queens! [in confessional] Jade comes in to "rap".

[rapping to Furonda] My name is Jade, the ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy.

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Oh!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade's rap] Nobody else took it there like nobody was like, "Yo Jade, you look like an 85-year-old woman."

[rapping to Sara] Yo, you’re blonde, you’re too tall for this industry, you know what, I’m in this real if you’re not because let me tell you they're gonna not blow up your body.

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade's attitude] I feel like Jade tries to make you feel low so that she can bring herself up.

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[to Furonda] I'm going to let you pick a friend before I tell you what the prize is!

[nominates herself before Furonda even picks someone to share the prize PSA with] I volunteer!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade and I are not friends. We're not friends. [back to the present to Nick Cannon] I'm going to pick Nnenna.