[spoofing stereotypical contestant] I'm nineteen years old and my favorite designer is Hello Kitty. I would do anything, anything, anything to become America's Next Top Model... except cut my hair.
S16 E1Erin Wasson
[spoofing stereotypical contestant] I want this. My name is [pointing to letters tattoed on arm] Angora Nylandra Tafatia Michaels. I'm not here to make friends.
[referring to "sexiness" of contestant Monique Weingart] You might be bringin' the wrong crowd to the table.
Or the right crowd, if you ask me. Go on, baby!
[after Dominique falls during the plastic bubble runway challenge] Girl down!
[in confessional] I'm like, "You know what? We're about to end this bitch with a bang!" So, I was like, "Voila!" Like, "I'm out this bitch!"
[pretending that this cycle's contestants have all been eliminated] So, unfortunately, you guys have to go home now. But you don't have to go far. [pushes button to reveal this season's "model house"] Because you're home! You guys are the fourteen!
Oh my gosh! They tricked us! I see my picture over there and all the other girls' pictures and I'm one of those fourteen girls and I couldn't believe it!
I'm obsessed with Jaclyn!
AAngelia
I am ready to work it! I am America’s Next Top Model! Recognize my face and get used to it!
Today we were inside of this big-ass bubble, looking like a gerbil.
Nicole isn't truly present in this shot—and the mouth, you know, it's too tight. [unintelligible] sort of cat's bottom. [purses his lips to illustrate]
S16 E2Alek Wek
These aren't like killer bees are they? They're trained, right?
[after contestant Ondrei Edwards has voluntarily quit the competition during the judging session, the judges have just finished deliberating over who will be formally eliminated, her or another contestant]
We've reached a decision.
We've reached a decision.
No, we haven't!
Yes, we have!
No, we have not!
Yes, we have!
No, we haven't!
[notices her bowl of raw chicken] What's this? This was supposed to be in the fridge. Was this in the fridge?
Yeah, but for, like, days.
DDalya
If you're not gonna eat it right away, it needs to go in a freezer bag, and...
Um, I'm sorry. Please don't talk to me like that.
DDalya
We're just saying that...
I know that! I don't need a lesson about chicken!
DDalya
'Cause raw chicken does not belong in a bowl that we eat cereal in. It needs to go in a plastic baggy.
I know about chicken. I cook...Dalya! [in confessional] Being 21, I know how to do things and I'm like, "No, I don't need you, missy to be pointing at my face and telling me how to wrap a damn chicken." I completely know and understand that you're supposed to wrap chicken before you put it in the fridge. No reason to get in front of me like that! [sees Dalya walking upstairs] Okay, walk away.
DDalya
That shit right there is annoying.
Don't talk to me like that!
DDalya
I did not talk to you, Alex!
You did!
DDalya
How you talk to me is annoying! [in confessional] Alexandria is crazy loud. I don't like confronting, 'cause I've confronted my mother all my life, and it...doesn't vibe well with me.
We were just showing you that it was in there.
I know. But the way she came out, she's like, "Okay, ladies. Um, the thing with raw chicken is, um, you have to wrap it!" I know that! I cook!
[in confessional] I am scared to get into a conflict with Alexandria because she could whoop my butt. I'm just gonna stay back, and I-I'd rather just shut my mouth and...watch because I'm a watcher. I don't like to fight.
DDalya
Are you like some kind of mother or something? Like, you're not the mom! You're not the elder, you're not someone...who's superior.
S16 E3Lori Goldstein
[the contestants address the camera after learning what styles will be given in the coming "makeovers" but not who will get which each style]
MWMonique Weingart
[in confessional about the makeovers] I just really like my hair, and I don't want to cut it.
[in confessional about the makeovers] I don't want blonde. Please don't give me blonde hair!
BKBrittani Kline
[in confessional about the makeovers] I really, really, really, really, really, really want the red hair!
SLSara Longoria
[on feeling less attractive than the other contestants after getting made over with "manly short brown spikes"] I feel like dirty Sméagol in the corner, like, trying not to be jealous.
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