Furonda quotes from America's Next Top Model

[in confessional] I'm going to be in the house of America's Next Top Model and I'm bringing it! I'm coming to compete!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade didn't want to go short. She wanted extensions.

Ladies! Hello!

I don't really get to know this stuff, I am a model, not a masseuse.

[in confessional] When I hear Jade and Joanie fighting I was like whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk, I was trying to tune them down.

[on the phone to Wendy] ...and we couldn't even get in the kitchen. [Jade knocks on the door]

[looking up to Jade] Yeah?

[to Wendy] Sorry, I need to use the phone. I have not used the phone, like, since I got my haircut. May I please use the phone?

[to Jade] I'm almost done. I had to get up at three o'clock in the morning. When I get off, I will let you know.

[in confessional] I hadn't talked to my family since my makeover, so everything's building up inside me. [to Furonda] I haven't used the phone at all...but everybody else has used the phone. [in confessional] I don't know who I am right now. I'm lost, I need balance. [to Furonda] Yo, I'm tired of struggling. I feel like I am the undiscovered supermodel, you know what I'm saying? I live in New York City, the belly of the beast. I'm tired of this.

[in confessional about herself, Jade and Furonda] I'm in the corner laughing. Furonda's laughing, which is just, like, adding fuel to the fire.

This is ugly and this is what I said in the car, saying that this was gonna get ugly! This is a competition! This is not America's Next Top Best Friend! I wanna be America's Next Top Model because I have everything that it takes to be that. [in confessional] I know I'm a threat. I'm a strong-ass woman, I'm a soldier sister. Recognize.

[in confessional] Maybe she's bipolar, or something? Because the behavior that she displayed was just totally erratic.

I am blonde, I am short! I'm–I'm unbalanced. You're wearing a crown on your head. You look ridiculous!

Well, you're up here in your panties.

Of course I'm in my panties, and I look damn good! Broke-ass crown, they ain't even real diamonds.

[to Jade when finished on the phone] You need to not take your attitude out on other people.

[to Wendy going in to use the phone] Goodbye, J-Lo! Goodbye, J-Lo! [Wendy walks into the bathroom with Joanie, Sara, and Furonda]

Joanie

Dammit, she (Jade) woke me up!

You shouldn't have to bring someone else down to bring yourself high.

Jay

Right now you look like your clunking on a mat.

Really? What does my face look like?

Jay

Like you're clunking on a mat.

[to Furonda] Everybody that meets me for the first time thinks I'm like a bitch. They think I'm...arrogant. Everybody that knows me knows I'm not like that. I'm, like, the most real individual.

[to Jade] If you're a real person, and a nice person why would you do that?

[to Furonda] You keep on going off on this nicelessness. It's not about that.

[to Jade] You're like, "I'm so positive, I'm so this, I'm so that." But that's...that's the facade you got going on, and I don't know what kind of issues you got...

[to Furonda] Facazz? What the hell is a facazz?

[to Jade] A facade. And that's...

[to Furonda] Facazz?

[to Jade] Facade.

Man, my life story... I need to write a book, and maybe one day I will and you should read it.

Tyra

Well, you guys are the Top 9. So, you've gotten this far. Is it hard to walking into the judging room, and... [sighs] I've been working so hard, I'm so tired, you guys. So...I'm so sorry, you guys. I don't mean to be all weak in front of you, but I'm just so light-headed.

Somebody bring her some water.

Tyra

I'm alright. [she "faints" soon after getting up from the couch]

Oh, gosh, Tyra!

Joanie

Oh, no!

Where's her pulse? Check her pulse!

Tyra

[gets up] I'm alright. [long pause] TODAY YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING!! WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING! ACTING, ACTING, ACTING! THAT WAS FAKE!!

That was a good job!

Tyra

[notices Furonda crying and walks to her] Aw! Are you okay?

[in confessional about Tyra] I think Tyra's too good of an actress, and that was a very mean trick she played on us!

Nick Cannon

The next game is called Questions.

[in confessional about the questions game] The questions game is where you would ask a question, and the person would ask a question back.

Nick Cannon

[to Joanie and Brooke] A TV and a remote.

[to Joanie] Why do you keep changing me all the time? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Joanie

[to Brooke] Why is your antennae all crooked? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Nick Cannon

[to Jade and Furonda] A job interview.

[to Furonda] I'm sorry you don't have the right qualifications. [a negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Not a Question"]

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] You gotta ask questions.

Oh, see, this is confusing. [to Nick Cannon] Man...

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] The game is called Questions!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade] Jade, she just sucks at all of the stuff that we do.

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] Start it all off with who, what, when, where and why. If you start with one of those, you're gonna be good.

[to Nick Cannon] Alright, man.

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] I'ma give one where you can figure it out. A rich man and a poor man.

[to Joanie] My is bigger than yours.[another negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Definitely Not a Question"]

Joanie

[to Jade] You totally just lost!

[in confessional] You know, even though it was fun, laughter and jokes, that wasn't humor to me. I was just like what?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[rapping about Jade to everyone] I think I'm gonna puke in the bottle if I hear one more thing about Jade, the undiscovered supermodel.

[to Sara] That doesn't rhyme. [silence voice]

[rapping] I hate the bust on you, cause I know it's your world, hey man get rid of your "s" curl.

Nick Cannon

[to Furonda] I'm going to let you pick a friend before I tell you what the prize is!

[nominates herself before Furonda even picks someone to share the prize PSA with] I volunteer!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade and I are not friends. We're not friends. [back to the present to Nick Cannon] I'm going to pick Nnenna.

Tyra

[to Furonda and Jade in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the hotel, pack her belongings and fly home. Jade, the judges joke about it when you're in front of them, and they're like, "Jade marches to her own drum. Jade is Jade!" But then, you leave the room, and they're like, "Jade is Jade." And they feel like you've come to your end... [pause] of adapting. Jade, you march to your own drum. But if you knew everything, Jade, you'd be a supermodel already and that hasn't happened yet, and Furonda, we don't know what you're marching to. So who goes home? [long pause, flips over Jade's photo] Congratulations, Jade. [Jade hugs Furonda]

Thank you for believing in me once again.

Tyra

It's not necessarily me believing in you, but it's about you taking direction, Jade. There's something about you that's just like, "I'll change a little, but I know best!" I know you have potential, Jade. Don't be your own worst enemy. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Thank you. [collects her photo and joins Danielle, Sara and Joanie]

Tyra

Thank you Furonda.

Thank you. [goes to hug and say goodbye to Jade, Danielle, Sara and Joanie, runway walks her way out]

Tyra

Work it!