Janice Dickinson quotes from America's Next Top Model

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America's Next Top Model is not a plus-sized model!

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[About Elyse] She looks like a gazelle from the American Ballet Theatre. I love this photograph.

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[About Kesse's photo] This looks like she escaped from a mental institution. This is the worst photograph I've ever seen! You look deranged! Your arms look amputeed , your legs look amputeed , and it looks like you have a penis! I'm sorry.

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[At the Baby Phat fashion show] Shannon was dope last night...

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I was offended that she called me a bitch. I am a member of the PTA.

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[about Catie] She looks like a child prostitute in this picture.

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Convince me that you are funny, just once.

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[About April's photograph] She looks like the batteries died in her vibrator.

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[To Mercedes] Never touch your face, girl, or I will come after you. You are beautiful!

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[to Toccara] Oh, I dunno. You might be giving these skinny little bitches a run for their money.

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[about Kelle] The hand coming through your legs looks like something that is on a man.

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[To Ann] Bring motion to those stringy thingies!

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[To Amanda] Japanda!

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[to Brandy about talking back to Nigel during the alien photoshoot] You can't say that to a director or a photographer!

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[to Tatiana at judging] As a spokesperson, you were showing us a very boring side of you.