America's Next Top Model is not a plus-sized model!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
DBDouglas Bizzaro
[about Shannon] I can tell she tans a lot, and I can tell her skin on her face is starting to get a little leathery.
What I'm looking for is a star. That's all I'm looking for.
TCTessa Carlson
[on being eliminated first in the competition] I tried, and you can't do any better than that. And everything happens for a reason, right?
[on the prospect of getting a Brazilian bikini wax] There's only two people that's been down there: myself and my gynecologist—and I give him crap.
[about making the final ten contestants] I kinda feel like I'm gonna throw up!
[in confessional] I really just want to get away from everybody right now. The other girls are just...at this high volume, high energy all the time. I'm so tempted to just sit in here and be away from all the noise! [after hearing Robin, Ebony, and Shannon fighting during her confessional] Alright, I'm gonna stay in here with the door locked for just a couple more minutes!
Robin, of course, qualifies every statement with, "I'm not saying that you're going to Hell, but you're going to Hell."
My motto is, walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tonight.
[about Ebony] Her jaw was clenched. She didn't say a word to anybody—for once.
[in the confessional] I do not have the will to walk in the catwalk like I give a damn! ... But I don't want to be model. I don't. I can't. It is so—augh! It's so irrelevant. Eliminate me. Do it!
If I don't win this contest, I'll start medical school in August.
That's a lot of work.
Oh, I know.
I am a militant atheist, and Robin actually showed me this Bible verse. [reading from the Bible at the request of Robin] "Foolish is the man who says there is no God..." That was a really forward thing to do. I don't believe in God, and it was offensive.
[in the confessional] Adrianne, stop interrupting me. Stop quoting Jay and Silent Bob right next to my ear. I've had enough of you. I don't want to hear the same stories over and over. Robin, how fucking dare you show me that "Foolish is the atheist" Bible verse this morning, and ask me "What do I think of it?" What the fuck am I supposed to think of it? And you know what I think of you? Foolish is the woman who believes that goddamn tripe! Giselle, you fucking worthless cunt. You're so wasteful, bitchy, stupid—you're worthless. Your parents must be ashamed of you. J, you offended me today. I know that medical school is hard work. How could I possibly not be aware of that?! And secondly, how dare you imply that I'm uppity because I want to be a life saver and you don't? It takes a fucking ass to cover every seat, you shit slice! What else? Katie, I don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. You're the most insincere person I've ever met. Goddamn it. Let me fucking die. You bitches.
[in the confessional] Robin sort of, calmed everyone down by...making us all say a prayer.
People are taking the word, "competitiveness", and are turning this definition around, Lord. And Lord, I ask that you remove any negative thing...that is...anything that is not like you, that is not of you. And Lord, only one person can win, and the awesome thing about it is that you already know who that is. Lord, give us a clean spirit, Lord. Pure and whole, Jesus. Clear our minds, Lord.
[in the confessional] I was really emotional during the prayer because...I was so uncomfortable with the entire situation.
And don't let us...look to be vindictive and catty and...self-righteous, and all those other things that are of demonic presence. And Lord, you don't have to believe in order to know that...it's just about being a good person, Lord. And I know that's not fashionable, being a good person. And bind Satan, Jesus. Amen.
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