[in confessional after arriving in Los Angeles Airport] My name is Jaslene. I was here last season. I'm so happy and excited to be back.
S8 E1The Girl Who Won't Stop Talking
[to Tyra] I'm back!
[to Jaslene] You're so calm this season.
[to Tyra] I am. I'm actually very confident this season. [in confessional] I auditioned for Cycle 7. [flashback walking out after finishing the audition in Cycle 7] I walk like this every day, all day! [back to present in Cycle 8 in confessional] Unfortunately I did not make it into the house. [flashback to Tyra after missing out on the top thirteen in Cycle 7] I’m not giving up.
[flashback to Jaslene in Cycle 7] You shouldn’t give up.
[flashback to Tyra after missing out on the top thirteen in Cycle 7] I’m coming back.
[flashback to Jaslene in Cycle 7] You're coming back? [back to present in Cycle 8 to Jaslene during her audition] You seem almost too calm. There was some spice and some fire that I loved last time. Now you're almost becoming a little bit boring, Jaslene.
[to Tyra] Oh no, girl! Don't make me turn it up!
[to Jaslene] Turn it up!
[to Tyra] I still have the Latina in me.
[to Jaslene] Show me something different that I loved from last time but not that catalogue pose. [Jaslene runway walks] Work it girl!
[to Tyra] And yes, I still walk like this every day, all day!
[about Dionne] I love that she has diarrhea of the mouth because we don't have to hear in a photograph.
I really like Audrey Hepburn. I love her in Dinner at Tiffany's.
Dinner at Tiffany's?
I'm sorry. Lunch at, brunch at Tiffany's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[laughing] Lunch at Tiffany's?
Guess what honey? It was breakfast at Tiffany's!
[about her hometown] I think the biggest thing that ever happened was the Butter Bean Festival.
My Grandma has no booty. My Mama has no booty. Then, therefore, I have no booty. Okay, I'm a black girl with no ass. But I have... That's what I have. I have... [flashes other girls]
JJael
It's just modeling. We're not curing cancer here.
I get very loud. I talk probably almost at this level like when I'm sitting at home.
Have you ever had your hearing tested? You think that has something to do with it?
Pardon?
Aaaghhhh! Oh my God!!! Oh my God!!!!!!
Why you screaming so loud?
Cause you're so pretty! Oh my God!!!
What about me?
[notices some of the girls burping] Oh, come on, girls. Don't do that.
I think that models should be themselves.
[in confessional about Kathleen] Kathleen was saying she likes to burp. She was like, [imitating Kathleen] "I don't care! If it's in me, imma burp! Right? Imma just be like, ugh!"
Who cares if we burp or fart?
I was born in a different place than you girls!
I burped, and you tell me you think models shouldn't act like that?!
[in confessional about Natasha] Natasha said, [imitating Natasha] "Well you're supposed to be a lady! Models don't burp!"
[in confessional about Jael] The only reason that Jael won is because she’s a thrift shopper! It’s not like it was even a modelling thing! It’s not fair! It’s not fair at all!
[in confessional about all the other girls] In my mentality they can win all the little battles I’m going to win this war!
You kinda want to take Kathleen home and look after her.
I don't!
I believe that if the animal's alive you shouldn't kill it to make a coat of anything, but if it's already dead than you can take the skin off, and just make a coat.
[to Kathleen] How would it already be dead? Like, uh . . .
[to Tyra] Let's say, 'cause animals fight each other in the jungle, right, in the woods?
[to Kathleen] Well, unfortunately, that's not how they get fur coats.
[to Twiggy] Animals die, like people die naturally sometimes, right?
[to Kathleen] But that's not the ones they use for fur coats, I'm afraid.
I think every model wants to date Nigel Barker, 'cause he's so tall.
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