America's Next Top Model Season 3 quotes

Tyra

And I have some nicknames for them. Jay Manuel is Mr. Jay and J. Alexander is Mrs. Jay.

Everyone has their bathing suit on. Why not get in the water instead of standing next to it, ya dumbasses!

Amanda

My child is so wonderful, he will blossom. It's like a rose growing through a concrete crack.

[about Toccara's breasts] Baby when she released those puppies, they were full-grown dogs.

Toccara

I love my skin and I'm workin' it. I'm hitting 200 in the butt, what?

Norelle

[in confessional] I'm the only one with braces. I'm the only one with bling-bling on my grill, okay?

Toccara

[in confessional] And I looking like, "Are you serious?!"

Dance! Dance!

[in confessional about Tiffany] So we decided that there was going to be a dance competition so Tiffany starts dancing. Homegirl starts dancing. [Tiffany has beer poured over whilst dancing]

[in confessional] Bitch poured beer on my weave so I'm thinking of... You know, everybody... I had the evil twin and the good one. So, as we all know the evil one won!

[in confessional about Tiffany] As soon as I turn around... [imitates glasses being thrown] I hear glasses breaking. Oh no, she did not. Unbelievable!

[in confessional] All you start hearing is like bottles crashing! You see beer flying around!

Toccara

[in confessional] It was glass and everything been thrown everywhere! I've never been in a bar fight like that and that was the best!

[to Kimberley and Magdalena] That stank hoe poured beer on my weave! This is not even my hair!

[to Tiffany] I know you're mad.

[to Magdalena] I'm cool!

[to Tyra] I don't compare myself to other people. I'm Eva. I'm no comparison to anyone.

Tyra

[to Eva] About eighty percent of the girls that walk in here have something negative to say about you.

[about Eva during casting week] Eva! She's saying this about me and saying that about me.

[about Eva during casting week] She was always mean to me.

Norelle

[about Eva during casting week] She's out of control.

[about Eva during casting week] Diva Eva!

I might look like the All-American girl, but I don't have the All-American job because I'm a stripper.

That's the All-American job to me!

Amanda

I'm legally blind. And I'm going to be about 30 when I go completely blind. It's a disease called retinitis pigmentosa, and I just wanted ya'll to know I will always see your face. Please don't cry, I've had 10 years to get used to this. I've seen my son smile and that's all I ever wanted.

Tyra

Can I get a Yaya?