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S9 E4

American Dad! · Season 9, Episode 4

Roger, Klaus and others in “Crotchwalkers”

[after hearing Stan sing Climb Ev'ry Mountain while still in his falsetto voice]

Oh, my God! That was transcendent!

With you and your heavenly voice accompanying us, we'll skyrocket to the top of the ever-popular world music charts!

I say we reunite the band, but as a quartet! How 'bout it, Daddy?

I suppose I could give it a try.

[the others cheer]

Yeah, it'll be fun, right? I mean, this could be just what I need to get outta this living room. [suction pops off Stan's crotch; back in his normal voice] And back into life. [looks down] My boys just dropped!

No! No! No!

Thank God I'm back to normal! I don't have to settle for a life of singing with you idiots after all! [sings as he leaves] Swing low, sweet chariot…

Ah, the hell with it.

[he, Hayley, and Klaus drop their instruments]

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