[Francine brings an incapacitated Stan to Hayley and Roger]
Okay. I'll bite. What's up with the gyroscope on his junk?
Stan was injured and went into a rare condition known as "testicular retreat syndrome". His "nuggs" were so traumatized, they ran up into his body to heal.
What?! Will he be okay?
We don't know yet. They might drop down again someday, but the doctors say there's a good chance they'll just die up there, like a gut-torn rabbit in a wooden thicket.
Wait. Hold on a second. I'm confused. WHY TO HELL DIDN'T YOU DICKS SHOW UP TO OUR BALALAIKA CONCERT?!?!
[falsetto voice] I've got bigger problems right now than supporting your commie music!
[Hayley and Roger laugh]
Stop! So what if I sound a little feminine?! Stop laughing, and treat me with the respect I deserve!
[Hayley and Roger laugh again]
My voice is not that…
[dogs are heard barking faintly]
Not that high.
[the barking grows louder]
It's a little higher than usual.
[the barking grows even louder; the sound of banging against the door is heard]
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