[after dressing up as a woman in revealing clothing in an attempt to win a sexual harrasment settlement and strutting through the office with 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny playing] Huh, Probably shouldn't have farted before I started the walk.
“Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Roger (2), Francine Smith (2), Hayley Smith (1)
Stan, can you please talk to your daughter. Look at her!
My God! Get that slut shrapnel out of your face this instant!
It's just a nose ring.
It's a getaway piercing. Next thing you know, you'll have a bone for your lip like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about.
[to Hayley] Listen to your father. Sting's become a bit of a douche.
[Roger begins his second attempt at his sexual harrasment suit by keeping a box of doughnuts between his legs just as a male coworker comes into the break room] Looking for something glazed and bad for you?
If I had died in that crash today, who would remember me?
I would.
That's right. Nobody.
(Stan reunites with his kids and hugs them)
Oh, and the piercings and vacuum are gone by tomorrow or this hole becomes your graves.
[digs up the gold] Me Chinese! Me make joke! Me find gold gold in your Coke!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's American Dad! pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.