Stan, can you please talk to your daughter. Look at her!
My God! Get that slut shrapnel out of your face this instant!
It's just a nose ring.
It's a getaway piercing. Next thing you know, you'll have a bone for your lip like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about.
[to Hayley] Listen to your father. Sting's become a bit of a douche.
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