Let go of me! This is stupid!
[as a psychiatrist] You're stupid! I'm sorry, that was unprofessional. I've been a bit consumed with one of my other patients. He's a complicated teenaged drug addict who's being molested... by me.
“Widowmaker” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Roger (3), Francine Smith (1), Klaus (1)
Never cry a whore, Steve. Never! [starts crying] Mama!
Did you tell your best friend your deep, dark secret?
Are you kidding? She'd go straight to the CIA. They'd designate me as a blabbermouth, kill me, grind me up, and mix me into the local bologna supply. Not... not that the CIA does that. You should keep eating balogna. It's good for you.
...my favorite movie is The 'Burbs.
In nature, a horse will not offer you his hoof until you gain his trust.
HHenry
[Crying after abusing Roger]
Hey, hey, don't worry. We all make mistakes. I once took down the better part of a bottle of amaretto and busted a growler at a museum donation box.
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