[the family is dressed up and about to go to a banquet honoring minorities in America]
Can you believe we're going to meet Denzel Washington! He's like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate!
“An Apocalypse to Remember” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Stan Smith (7), Francine Smith (2), Roger (1), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1)
Who's the boob? It that what you call me behind my back?
It's just a nickname, honey. It doesn't mean anything. It's like fatty or baby penis.
Oh, I tell a great story and I'm a liar, but Harry Potter does it and he's your favorite writer.
[referencing to Stan] What a boob.
What was that, Steve?
Um, I... asked Hayley if I could squeeze her boob.
I love it when you kids get along.
[realising that children from pie eating content are deaf] Hey, I'm gonna just go in the kitchen and steal your food. Marlee Matlin sucks! [pauses] Ah, you know, that's not fair. I really enjoyed her work on The West Wing.
How long were you planning on keeping us up here? Forever?
What? No! [kicks down the sign "Smith family graveyard" next to him]
All I have to do is get married by next week and I can get my blender in time for Grey's Anatomy!
[alone with his family in the wild] We're the last ones left on Earth.
[They all hug him. He spots a man paragliding in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots him down]
What was that?
Mosquito.
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