HMHeadmistress Mahoney
Enjoy your last night at Pendlingtonton. I assume you'll need the next 12 hours to pack up all your jock straps and Gold Bond.
Am I the first man you've ever met?
“Top of the Steve” · Season 15
In this episode: Steve Smith (2)
HMHeadmistress Mahoney
Come in, Steve.
I didn't even knock.
HMHeadmistress Mahoney
Oh, I could hear your little pecker swinging to and fro all the way down the hall. Clanging against your thighs like a church bell.
LGLatina Girl
Hola, Steve. I'm the new foreign exchange student. In less than three years, this performance will be considered offensive.
VDVan Driver
No Beatles ever!
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