You don't know anything about being a flight attendant.
But I do know comedy, and that's all that matters at Southwest.
With you there, people should check their sensitivities at the gate.
Oh my God, that's like a perfect Southwest joke! I want that joke!
I've been experimenting with steroids. It's awesome! Now I wear tank tops with the thinnest straps you've ever seen.
When you're married to a sexy man, there's always gonna be some bush-league snizz trying to storm the castle.
What am I doing?! Drinking Windex and fertilizer and talking to the voices in my head?! This ends now!
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