Roger (as he's coming in the kitchen, pulling a cart): In a school fire, you gotta know what you want, 'cuz the clock is ticking, but I nailed it. I got an overhead projector, a hand turkey by "Emily C.", and 12 dozen smoke-damaged copies of Hatchet.
“Bazooka Steve” · Season 14
In this episode: Roger (2), Hayley Smith (1), Jeff Fischer (1)
Oh yeah, I owe you a dime. Just grab it out of the change bowl.
Is there a thousand dollars cash in that bowl? 'Cause that's what a dime is in gambler's lingo.
Who knows that?!
Everyone knows that, babe. I thought you were crazy to make that bet. I almost said something.
It had been days since Hayley watched MasterChef Junior with me. I told her I'd wait for her, but I didn't. I couldn't. Peyton made a souffle. Eight years old, making a souffle. Imagine that.
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