“Criss Cross Applesauce: The Ballard of Billy Jesusworth” · Season 13
In this episode: Francine Smith (3), Roger (2), Stan Smith (1), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1)
Steve, I don't know why you're telling me this now, and I don't know you're singing the whole story, but your dad and Roger are about to play in the finals.
Okay, singing may have been a bad choice, but that's a crazy story, right?
Wait, did Lewis murder his secretary?
The finals, Hayley!
Stan, I don't know basketball, but I can tell from the way you're talking you're not good at it.
Without the crisscross, I'm just some guy yelling "applesauce."
[to Stan] It worries me that bad guy thing you're doing with your hands.
Stan, I can't blow this guy in front of all these people.
The Spurs won two NBA championships because the commissioner was worried Tim Duncan looked sad.
Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.
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