Did everyone else deserve to drown? Grumpy Cat? The Muppets? You're telling me Daniel Tosh has to die but I get to live?
“Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence” · Season 13
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Roger (1), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1), Jeff Fischer (1)
Jeff, do you know why you're shouting?!
'Cause of that damn helicopter!
I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.
Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?
I'm a Taco Bell man.
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Flute Island? More like Blue Ball Island.
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I am rock hard.
Your boobs are out.
Klaus (the family comes home and catches Klaus hitting on a Hummel figurine): She told me she was 18!
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