“Scents and Sensei-bility” · Season 12
In this episode: Steve Smith (2), Stan Smith (1), Roger (1), Klaus (1), Snot (1)
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Snot?
We visit him in juvenile hall every month until he gets out and then we all move in together?
No! We take karate at his dojo.
Which we can use to get Martin out of juvie, brilliant!
No, Snot. I kinda just thought we'd do this new thing. Forget Martin.
[gasps dramatically] Did I like Martin more than you did?!
Sensei Tom is teaching Snot to fight with anger, so I need help harnessing mine.
[chuckles] Sensei Tom. Did you know he lives in his dojo?
Well, you technically live in yours.
Lesson Two-- don't worry about where I live. You're not an angry boy, Steve, so there's nothing to harness, but that's okay, because people who fight with anger are sloppy. You're gonna fight with cold, calculating technique!
You're ready. Now make me four more.
But the tournament is in twenty minutes!
Don't worry about time. Let me worry about time.
Shit! Shit! Dammit! We're so fucking late!
Stan, you're never getting back in!
I got a delivery for Klaus Heisler?
Ooh, hello! I wonder what it is? Oh, it's big. It's so big. And it's all for me! What could it be? Maybe a giant aquarium? Maybe it's a lifetime supply of fish food! [slyly] Or maybe it's Stan, Francine, and Hayley. All right guys, truce. Welcome home.
He's opening it! It's working!
[offscreen] Oh no! NOT THE KITTIES AND THE BIRDIES!
[over Klaus's yelling] Once they've taken care of Klaus, the house will be ours again!
I killed them! I KILLED THEM ALL! DO YOU HEAR THAT, STAN!?!
HAH! NICE TRY!
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