Love is about being both soft and hard, it's like a penis. Fishism.
S5 E21All of Me
What are you thinking?
Hmm... just replaying all the things ever said to me. [Smiling at him] The best ones always come from you.
S5 E22Bygones
All right. Everybody, uh, here? Uh, seats, please. I...I have an announcement.
Oh, don't tell me. You're changing the name to Fish, McBeal and Bump.[Looks at Liza.]
[As she walks backwards] Looking backwards, many of the saddest times in my life turn out to be the happiest. So I must be happy now. Yeah. This is gonna be good. Why else would I be crying?
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