[A judge has just denied his motion] Let the record show: dammit.
Is that the two cents? I'd be looking for change.
Objection! Your Honor, this is boring!
Helping others is never more rewarding than when it's in your own self interest.
Let me tell you something. I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law; the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's worked for? Make his wife leave him, even make his kids cry? Yeah, we can do that.
"Problem" is just a bleak word for challenge.
She told her that you told her about what she told you. I'm in the middle and clueless. I feel like Elaine.
You know, I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.
[Talking to Margaret Camaro, butch lesbian sociologist]
Camaro. Isn't that a muscle car?
Er... love without sex is er... meaningless... Senior Fishism!
Mmmm lesbians.
The key to successful parenting is knowing when not to.
That was with all due respect?
A lot of people forget what they're saying in a fit of rage, so I'll be happy to take the minutes.
Sometimes she just looks snappish.
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