Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.
[about Billy] He wants to have his cake and not eat me.
Hi! I'm Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Here's my card.
Wow... I have a boyfriend.
[Watches Nelle Porter unpin her bun and shake out her long, beautiful blonde hair]
It's official: I HATE her!
Maybe I'll share my life with somebody... maybe not. But the truth is, when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me. (s04e01)
Sometimes... there's no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain.
The idea that when people come together, they stay together. I have to take that with me when I'm going to bed at night, Even if I'm going to bed alone.
Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.
Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction.
Uh, let the record reflect that the deponent is a fat, arrogant, overweight, bald pig.
Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.
Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.
We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.
However much I know otherwise part of me has always felt that life has no real meaning until you get to share it with somebody. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of: my life finally taking meaning or suddenly becoming void of it.
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